UltraHeroin

How to write a Jared post: Criticize anyone who doesn’t suck Jack Antonoff’s toes, insult those who don’t find Hope to be the most exciting song ever made, hate on any other artist that hasn’t worked with Jack and/or is mainstream, NEVER make a post less than 17 lines, and always make sure to ramble on.

Lmao and don't forget that annoying ass gif that I should not even mention again 

This is kind of like an Alienish Venice Bitch but with no singing...

 

It's almost exactly the same length too omg. Also thanks so much for posting this!! 

When that little drone landed on Alex's shoulder   And then Lana happened to look exactly in that direction with a weird smile, it looked like she was surprised at the drone landing there lmaooo 

HIAB really is the worst part. Honestly, all the footage with her dancers is sooo cringey  . Whatever, it was pretty cute and it was meant  just for fun so

Lmao this video is so funny. It's actually really nice, just them having fun. I love how she put all those flying things and the explosions in the video to add that futuristic touch. It ties into how the world is slowly falling apart, a sentiment strongly conveied in TG too. All the while she's just laughing and having fun, WTWWAWWKD comes to mind. 

The Norman part just works, Lana in her house and garden with her thoughts, the imagery was pretty too.

The HIAB part was kind of a hot mess tho lmao. I cringed big time the majority of that part

fun factoid I actually bought some mickey polaroids just to commemorate that night w friends nd peeps I met. Thought it was cute, goes w the disney but realistic(?) view but onto more pressing matters were u the one who coined that bc I'm still laughing about it    we're getting what we're getting tho I g- wait why am I complaining it's a fuckin 14 min vid, as long as Claire de lune stays out of it, nd girls dancing underwater i think i'll b ok -

What?

 

Also, I'm not mad at all at the video we're getting, just thought the difference between what you were saying and what we'll get is pretty damn funny

can we also pls get a live studio performance of Love song or something. I see trellises. flowers on em. the color orange, like a fucking egg yolk sun before the morning starts in the background, w silver clouds horizontally draping around it green lighting like how the skies do before the sun sets c'mon c'mon can we talk w her tech crew 

mmm nope!

 

Here, take this handmade Chuck video featuring her oh so lovely dancers eye-fucking the camera, sprinkled with silly rain and bambi edits x

I normally don't @ people but I'm kinda annoyed at how incredibly boring and stale this got

 

@Jared, we all already know you adore Jack's production and all, but we don't need to hear about it 3 times on every single page

@MXDH, we all understand where you're coming from and I know it's just criticism (although highly nit-picky I feel like), but we don't need to see it on every other page

 

We get it guys, move on. We know it's your right to express your opinions but you guys have expressed the same goddamn opinions back and forth for the last who knows how many pages

Or I guess you guys can continue, I'm not that mad at the end of the day, do your thing lol

 

Also, NFR is an amazing album that still deserves it's praise. It's not her very best of course, but still 

Nominate Cassette girl for favourite leaker, she's the only one deserving

Y'all don't remember Stargirl?? An absolute icon

Banned for that chaotic hell of a mess profile picture 

Lmao, Elle won biggest stan last year 

Still, you're probably the most deserving though

https://www.reddit.com/r/lanadelrey/comments/e7k3k7/a_decade_of_visual_masterpieces_1_second_of_every/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb&fbclid=IwAR3IVHRUv1Ays7DMJR12A9ARpSnuHl6_mC9ttZTGUUnMADMIBnrlE9oW-I0&_branch_match_id=734835321406211245

So nice, they also chose the perfect moments from each video wow

Tropico videos should've been in too 

Well that took a fucking loooong time but I'm done with my nominations. For Clown of the year I just voted the members who constantly made me laugh throughout the year lmao. 

I guess I should campaign now..

 

Well, guys, it's ya boy UltraHeroin, you know what it is, you can go ahead and vote me for Best fucking taste, Nicest fucking member, Blogger award, and Lipster of the fucking year 

Like this post if you want to be nominated for attention whore 'cause I literally have nobody 

 

Edit: It's too late now

Delicious

Banned for constantly reminding us how Picosong died 

The next album NEEDS to have droning guitars, towering reverb, wailing vocals, psychedelic instrumentals, tons of electric guitar and surf rock influence, maybe some really well crafted trip-hop beats and dark lyricism Make it happen Lana !

 

Now that is what we ALL need. Let's manifest it goddammit

Went trough last year's edition and it was just so fucking fun, All the mems 

4-5 months ago. Now I don't have any plants

 

When was the last time you ate ice cream?

White Cock Forever

 

featuring the hit singles

 

Let Me Love You Like A Hillsong Nun

Matcha Song

Bought Me Another Truck 

Sometimes People Ask Me What I See When I Close My Eyes - I Just Tell Them I See Flowers, But I Really See Daisies

The Song About Crabs (Sea Creatures Not STD's)

What even are those last 2 lmaoooo

Imagine thinking Honeymoon has filler besides Burnt Norton

Even Burnt Norton belongs 100% on there and it's placement's also perfect

If you're talking about the general culture of present-day US, you're obviously talking about politics a bit too, but that doesn't make the album 100% political. It's more of a social commentary of which politics make up a fairly small percentage in Lana's case on NFR. That's it,I'm correct, case closed.

Nfr is not political at all, it's just the greatest which ties into the current culture of the US. The album title reflects that too in a perfectly artistic and condensed phrase.

Hold on, lemme publish a brand new blog post out of nowhere after not posting for like a year so I can maybe get nominated 

Also, my other posts on there are pretty great so have fun with that, heavily recommend http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/blog/278-thoughts-from-the-moon/. I guess this is me campaigning lol