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    i have a question guys: which tracklist/album title/album cover do y'all use for era one? it kinda triggers me that we never had an official release (like a greatest hits compilation or smth) i mean... these songs are way too good to not belong to an album lol 

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    I might not post in here very often (which i deeply regret) and I’m for sure very late to the discussion of this album's quality, artistry, and general fucking amazingness, but I wanted to spend some time with it before I expressed an opinion. And after almost two weeks with it, let me just say I am s-c-a-l-p-e-d. Not just scalped, but literally every single hair on my body has been ripped out of my body raw, and left my follicles bleeding. After the initial slayage of the run from Next Level Charli to Shake It, Charli was not content with leaving my head bald, but she had to go for my neck, my armpits, my back hair, my pubic hair, and my crack hair. I want to go more in depth with this, but I need to run to the restroom first though I just need to say this is my most loved album that makes me want to slap my thighs and scream since 2015’s Dangerous Woman. You do not understand the manic OBSESSION I have over this album.


     


    I have been perched and waiting for this, and if you would have told me a few years ago that the British having accent “I’m so fwancééy” girl would strip me naked, douse my body with mud, and rip every single hair from my body in the matter of 15 simple strokes, I would have called you a liar just like all the other men in my life. But alas, here I am naked and hairless, my body spanked and whipped, my rosebud dilated, my anus prolapsed and wider than a Greyhound bus tire, wondering where my life would be without this album.


     


    My personal holy trinity is Shake It, Silver Cross and White Mercedes, with special mention to Click for being a major thigh slapping bussy soaring mirror licking jam that I get my life into the mornings as I slide up and down on that phantom Nick Jonas phallus I have located in my living room.


     


    Albums like EMOTION, Lemonade and Dangerous Woman have invaded my heart and slain me emotionally, but Charli is one of those rare albums that invades both my heart and my urethra and makes me want to go out and part all night just like a children’s birthday party bouncy moonwalk machine and then go cry afterwards. I shall write more later when i'm back from my post restroom trip and after eating lunch because I want to be able to praise and worship this album properly. God bless.


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  8. Posted

    listening to this takes me back to 2007, all good memories luv... went through a divorce, HIV seroconversion, bipolar disorder combined with all-night partying and a new meth addiction. thank u slayyyter for bringing back the good old days <333333 :3

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    Please do not encourage sharing illegal links to leaks of officially released content available for purchase or streaming.

    sharing is caring y'all

     

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    NEXT LEVEL CHARLI IS GIVING ME BIG DICK ENERGY AND I LIVE FOR IT HUNTY

     

    I go hard, I go fast

    And I never look back
    I go speedin' on the highway
    Burn rubber, no crash
    Turn the volume up in the party
    Put your hands up and dance
    Bump, bump in the rave
    Go forever and ever and
     
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    edit: queen of spelling mistakes

     

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    mess :rip:

    is this good? yes, it is GREAT. is it better than Pop2? I DON'T THINK SO but either way my VAGINA STAYS SHAKING

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  15. Posted

    ok so i abstained from listening to any sing from this album. i want the whole thing to hit me raw and leave me scalpless. i'm about to press play. wish me luck girls :defeated:

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  18. Posted

    just went through her first three albums and wow... i just CANNOT believe she even dared to record something as bad as L+F. am i stanning for the same person? and the fact that she made us wait four fucking years for that on top of it.

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    I'm only happy when I'm on the run

    I break a million hearts just for fu-u-uuuun
    I don't belong to aaaaaaaanyoooooone
    I guess you could say that my life's a mess
    But I'm still looking pretty in this dre-e-eess
    I'm the image of deceeeee-eption

     

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