American Whore

omg she's in the titty shirt out at dinner

blues jazzy club, yes please

i think there's a directory online

nb4 it turns out DNC really means "do not call" and it's tied into that account somehow

the profile pic kinda looks like it was taken with a phone which is something she always does. she always records or takes pictures of screens for whatever reason lmao

same i have no idea if it is or not but it'd be funny if there was yet ANOTHER account

YES THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT it looks like a phone number without the area code

wait so there's actually an insta account called "thatswhytheycallmelanita" with a phone number possibly on the profile pic and it's got 80 posts with only 1 follower and they're following 9 people. is that secretly her? the account looks like it's been there a while

omg earlier the name "thatswhytheycallmelanita" wasn't an account on onlyfans and now someone has claimed it and used another language (can't tell which language) on the bio

omg wait what if she really is getting rid of the hand tattoos because it makes her more recognizable if she does porn like..... i never thought about that but yes hunty get it

or if she released unreleased stuff there. i'd pay for it tbh

haaaaaaaa BITCH

IM FUCKING DYYYYYIN N GGGGGG BAHAHAAHAHAHAHA AHHHH I LOVE HER SO MUCH

i mean the only real competition is tyler but other than that... she got it in the bag

is this from her new book or is this someone else's poem?

yeah she said to someone that the next album is already better but then she also mentioned on her livestream that she'd already written a few tracks. i think this was like october or november, whenever she livestreamed on honeymoon. so we already know she's got plans for the next album, she could be already closing up with stuff on it or the cover album or the nikki lane album, we just don't know 100% yet. plus there's the DNC jacket that clearly meant something but we have absolutely no news on it. the jacket designed said something along the lines of not wanting to spoil its meaning yet until Lana's ready to talk more about it, so we know it's something we just don't know exactly.... what it is.

honestly i need to hear a studio version of that prettiest girl song. it's not bad, it's not perfect, but i need to hear the studio version first before making a judgement bc i could barely hear lana. also, i know lana has said she doesn't like to be the main focal point to a featured song, but like.... can this not be a Nikki featuring Lana album? otherwise i don't think i'd care much tbh, it'll exist, i'll download it and that'll be that. prolly won't listen much if thats the case

I haven’t heard yet but I’m prepared to take back everything I’ve said about Nicki if it’s good

ok can someone go and ask lana what the hell DNC is because....

who is this interview with?

not entirely i think she's just got so much she's trying to do all at once it's hard to do it all. she's working on another album, in between she's doing the book and probably another spoken word album, this covers album, a possible collab album with Nicki Lane, and then there's other collaboration projects she's apparently been doing. i think she's just trying to manage everything and it's hard to do.

I think the issue for me is that country music is boring and ALWAYS sounds cheesy, no matter the context. It just... sounds bad. There's no country music that I enjoy. Even if Lana does country, i think i'd still be bored by it because country music all sounds the same to me without much variation and Nicki is fine and all, on her own, if you like that type of music but personally I don't. And I think that's a very valid opinion to have. We don't all have to like everything Lana does but we can hope that she does something we all like. Like imagine a duo album with FJM or Florence Welch or someone else who has that cinematic sound or can make the music that sounds really alive. Country doesn't sound alive, it just sounds like a bunch of hillbillies singing about their dog, beer, their man cheating or some girl they met at the trailer park, etc. Who caressss regardless i'm glad Lana's singing in public again and maybe this means she'll return to doing a tour, even if it's a small tour. maybe another album out and she'll return. she's kind of missed the window of tour announcement if she wanted to do it with Blue Banisters or Chemtrails. i mean she still could if she wanted to but i don't think she wants to.

this song reminds me of sweet carolina, not exactly the melody but something

not her posting during the Lipsters AND she hates the covers or something

i have to go, Dan is calling (actually my bf is) so congrats to the rest of the winners, runners ups, and everyone else!!!!!! <3