American Whore

the way lana says "spring i skip" but releases 3 songs during spring

Yeah July was in the prequel of this year's textbook, it was right after the spring we skipped and June

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remember that feeling we all felt when we noticed Lana used autotune on TJF and then we all realized how she used it artistically instead of trying to make herself sound "better" than she actually does like typical artists use it? i hope we get moments like that on this record. just the genius of using weird fucking things for absolutely no reason other than artistic vision

The store has been down for a while though. LDRVillage is up but not lanadelreystore.com which usually changes before a big album/book roll out, the rob bit idk about lol

Okay so let's make fake tracklists just for funsies The Revenge of Lizzy Fucking Grant 1. I killed my daddy and my mother too (Lizzy's Version) 2. Blue Banisters (Lizzy's Version) 3. Daddies In Miami (Lizzy's Version) 4. Manhatten Manhandler (Lizzy's Version) 5. Wildflower Wildfire (Lizzy's Version) (this one has electric guitars) 6. Dealer (Zach's Version) Interlude: God Bless & Fuck Off 7. Loved You Then And Now (Rock Candy Sweet) (Lana's Version) 8. Textbook (Lana's Version) 9. Italian Hitman (Lana's Version 10. Cake Like Lady Gaga (Lana's Version) 11. Bennie and Eddie, Those Henties R Dead Daddies (Lana's Version) 12. Bye LA Forever, Fuck Off Whenever (Lana's Version) 13. Thunder (Zach's Version) 14. Quarantined On Tinder (Lana's Version)

inb4 one of the songs on the album includes a random LB notification sound in the background

Don't worry, we'll get some slow songs, that always happens. on the other hand, i don't really want anything folky. i don't need her to turn boring and casual. i wanna hear some fun new weird ass tracks like some kind of psychedelic rock or prog rock or glam rock. something weird and different. we need more venice bitches but all we'll get are let me love yous....

tbh though one of her best sounds behind that fucking wah wah guitar -- if we got a final release with that on a song....

If anything, I wish she would release things even if it was on Soundcloud or Bandcamp, songs that are like outtakes and misfits from each era. Like release entire batches throughout the year, do BTD Batch 1 with like 5-6 songs we don't have or haven't heard before or even leaked stuff that we already have. Then 6 weeks later, release UV Batch 1, etc.

Okay so I see the delusion has gone from stans liking the repetitiveness of Yosemite to the repetitiveness of Guns N Roses they're both okay tracks, but they're not great either, i think some stans have this grandeur idea of Yosemite because Yosemite was in the vault of lana's laptop, "alone, for so long" lol i'm just saying, there's so many better tracks from her and on cocc, (NAWWAL, DBJAG, and WAH waves hello)

Yosemite is just as repetitive as Guns N' Roses and can get annoying after listening for too long. The best part about it is the bridge. I guess after it being unreleased for so long ruined it for me because it just didn't live up to the hype. it isn't a bad song it's just repetitive as hell

why and how does this work so much better? holy shit. we need these decisions on her music. fuck

they always do this. they hate the songs until they hear the album and then they love it again always the same lmao

Bitchhhhhh

the gemini energy yessss I hope it is left off the album. if we get thunder AND cherry blossom, that's 5 songs we already have before the album comes out and i don't want that, i want all new stuff and not stuff from 5+ years ago

Gloryholes

Old

Kissed a friend? Years. Boyfriend? On sunday lol When was the last time you cried?

the picture from Lana's birthday with the boobs makes me wonder if that energy she was radiating that day made her change the album. like she looked so happy and genuinely in a good place and if this was gonna be her revenge album but she changed the songs.... would that mean we're getting a happier album? i need tea boz come on spill what you know (give us the expected release date, album title, something P L Z)

this is an interesting question bc if he's seen the tracklist wouldn't it be likely the artwork is already done too? or no?? ughhhh i need to know too omg

Lana really just said "Fuck the album we're driving"

Does she ever do like 3 posts in a row for announcements tho?

the manifestation happening in this thread YES

I'm so into this especially the arm/hands in the middle lmao triple boob lana yes