American Whore

i don't care who produces it. although some of y'all forgot that jack did TJF, Venice Bitch, White Dress, the greatest, fuck it i love you, MAC... we might win again and we don't even know it yet. let's hope Lana gets him to go more wild on these instrumentals this time

dont.... don't do this to me lol

the way Lana is really coming this year for fucking BLOOD she wants to kill the fucking itunes charts the billboard charts and she wants 572646 grammy nominations for best album. all her albums. all nominations so she can win we truly won

wait she's working on new music already for AFTER RCS??? or she's finishing RCS? i'm confused WHAT CAN THIS FUCKING MEAN

FUCKING YES FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING ASKED HER ABOUT IT THANK YOU FUCKING FUCK THANK YOU WHOEVER ASKED IM SO READY YES YES YES

shhh i'm manifesting it all to happen this year

Do y'all realize the amount of content this woman is simultaneously working on all at once? Holy fuck. She just put out COCC, she's working on a covers album (which may or may not ever see the light of day, we only heard about it 2-3 times...), she's working on RCS, Behind The Iron Gates, and she's working on putting together an album with Nikki Lane. 4 albums within the span of 1-2 years, not including NFR and Violet. If we count those and the audiobook last year, that's 9 projects along with assuming she's doing another audiobook for BTIG. What the fuck

I mean..... if we can get some ad libbed high yodeling vocals from Lana like she used to do with her jazzy vocals back in 2011/2012/2013 live shows but in STUDIO TRACKS.... maybe i'll be on board for a Lana x Nikki album yup i said it Also the fact she called it "BUSIAHTTD" lol

how has no one asked her about rock candy sweet

okay but if she does a country folk album she needs to feature father john misty, i'd be behind that much more than an album with nikki lane. tbh nikki lane's name reminds me of ricki lake

watch LDRVillage turn into another Honeymoon Hotline..... y'all remember the "every week this will change and i'll share my favorite poetry and ted talks" and it was only ever elon musk i think the entire time lmao

This is really interesting. I love Lou Reed and Leonard Cohen and Nina Simone but Nina and Lou aren't really very country at all, Leonard is more contemporary country/folk. It's interesting you mention them in comparison to BUS, I'll have to listen to it again and listen for those

I know all about that (not about you personally, at least not until now) and just want to say I'm 100% here for you if you ever need anything i'm so glad your mental health is something important to you and i'm proud of you!! keep doing what you're doing, your weight is nobody's business and if your mental health is more important than a few extra pounds you're doing something right <3 gabapentin was actually what i was referring to specifically bc of that poem lol

Exactly! Also, there's a thing of being unhealthily too skinny as well as unhealthily overweight. And Lana isn't either one of those. Even if she was, it isn't our place to say anything about it or our problem!!!! Ugh idk how people in this world don't understand that concept

Are you a doctor? Who the hell are you to tell Lana she's fat? In the US, a lot of men are attracted to women with thick thighs or a big ass or big tits. A lot of men are also attracted to skinnier women too. There's always someone out there who's attracted to whatever size someone might be. Your sole opinion, which I don't think you're a doctor on Lanaboards, correct me if I'm wrong, but your opinion doesn't validate being rude. In the US, mental health is a big problem, especially with COVID, and along with those are eating disorders caused by people telling other people they're too fat or too skinny. If Lana was 600+ lbs, maybe we could worry about her health, but... she's not even remotely close to morbidly obese. And even then, it's none of our places to scream at her. If she were that overweight, she would know it, she would be able to tell, herself. It's nobody's place to be calling her too fat or too thin. Lana is in the public, yes, but saying those things are what causes a lot of people issues with their weight. Some people can't help it, they take medication that makes them gain weight and they can't lose it. Some people are genetically born to be bigger -- they just can't help it. I've always had a body image issue with my weight without anyone calling me fat, so imagine yourself having people tweet "fatty" or any other mean shit at you just because you might've gained 10 or 15 pounds? It's just... rude, public figure or not. And she didn't ask you for health advice -- so keep it to yourself. Also, want to point out, people who actually ARE fat, they know they're fat. Pointing it out and saying "Ugh, you're unhealthy and you're gonna die quicker than me hehe" doesn't make you any better than them. That's just plain toxic. You can have opinions, but sometimes you don't have to share those opinions. America is trying to move into a place where people of all shapes, colors, nationality, gender, sexual orientation, whatever are okay to be who they are and how they come. This is just... some weird gatekeeping thing. Not sure about your culture in your country, but people are starting to be open about who they are and trying to get to a place with being happy about who they are and how they look and that's such a healthy thing for people to do in general. If someone is happy being fat, let them live and be fat. If they're happy being skinny, let them live. There's no need to be rude. On another note-- Lana herself sings about stuff like this in Boarding School. "I'm a fan of the pro-ana nation - had to do drugs to stop the f-food cravings." If Lana is off of drugs and eating regularly, no one has a place to tell her anything about her weight. We don't know much about if she struggled in the past with eating disorders, but people making comments that she's overweight or anything even remotely close to it is disgusting. And your "American doctors are prolly less concerned about weight" comment is quite insulting. Doctors in the US do worry about weight but not everything is about your weight. Fuck off.

miss new lips omg. am i crazy? the pics on twitter/insta that Lana posted her lips looked more natural but did she get them filled again recently? it could also just be a weird angle in the second photo too bc her face looks stretched and more rounded when her face is typically less rounded but more of an oval shape/a bit longer.... what's going on here? lol i'm so confused. either way she's killing that outfit, miss serial killer

Lana is literally today's Linda Ronstadt lol I don't mind the twangy guitar and the instrumentals sounding more country but I hate the sound of country accents in music, that's what really bothers me about country music. It sounds so unnecessary that it ruins it for me and all i think about is backwoods hillbillies getting shitfaced. I don't want hillbilly Lana, I want Lana but with yet again another twist

i mean.... idk if i'll want it but i'll keep it in my itunes and maybe move breaking up slowly onto it from chemtrails. i'll also make it all only crediting Lana with Nikki as a featured artist in my itunes lmaooo also waiting for the solo BUS demo to leak (if there is one, considering what nikki said to rolling stone i think it was) and i'll wait for the solo demos for this to leak as well

because @Creyk 4 years ago was extra extra lol

such an iconic song how did Lana ever sell this to a nobody

i still hear this and came back just to haunt you with the fact "my mother to be said she wouldn't cum" "i'm going down now with all of my VAGINA"

I think you just made their point

my vinyls are finally saying delivered so i'll have to check my mail in a few and see if it made it here EDIT: they were at my door! i'm excited lol

I need big hair lana for this album. i know it won't happen but i need it

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