Dark Angel

when the website changes again and the black background becomes a photo of the wall

apparently betty boop boop will be

actually it's rudolph's nose HER CHRISTMAS ALBUM IS COMING

i saved her website to my computer and the only image file it has seems to be this red dot

THE CERVIX OF HER WEBSITE IS DILATING THE ANNOUNCEMENT IS COMING

STEVEN MERTENS AND DAVID KAHNE LDR9 PRODUCERS CONFIRMED!

inb4 she's doing her version of donda by kanye west

when ldr9 is her proper revenge era and she starts it off by reclaiming her old accounts and her power

that particular website must not be updated though because it still links to her twitter account and her old instagram account

i'm now anticipating the return of lizzygrant.com

i'm not seeing anything?

PRETTIEST GIRL IN COUNTRY MUSIC AND NANCY SINATRA COVERS ARE COMING AS WELL AS RIDERS ON THE STORM BECAUSE I SAID SO

let's analyze the pixels of lana's website

@acid THE RE UP omg come back and post scat in the audio section we NEED crazy for you, dark city, and greenwich acid!

she's busy writing a beautiful and poetic announcement for her double-album release, del norte country and american standards and classics!

the bottom of her website also has the same links OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENINGGGGGGG

on the current website the "terms" part links to this https://www.umusic.co.uk/terms.html universal music...?

time to investigate, guys, what dates did she announce the chemtrails and blue banisters ALBUMS? i'm trying to see something

(i know i just mentioned this) but at the bottom of the website the text mentions polydor records and interscope records, while it didn't before, i wonder why the record labels would be mentioned...?

they definitely changed the website and the little text thing on the bottom is different (also the fact that it mentions polydor records and interscope records?), this is from a few days ago, even the little logo/icon is currently black so they're changing something for some reason https://web.archive.org/web/20221127013704/https://www.lanadelrey.com/

perhaps the scat troll has been our most reliable insider all this time

so which person in lana's personal/professional life is smearing shit on their bathroom wall...? it's actually crazy that it always happens before we get news of any kind

also the fact that we're discovering this a day after the scat attack... they really DO signify news/announcements

AMERICAN STANDARDS AND CLASSICS IS COMING FOR CHRISTMAS AND SANTA BABY IS THE LEAD SINGLE I'M SPEAKING IT INTO EXISTENCE

okay but her website being just black has to mean something, they're updating something! perhaps an announcement or even a surprise release of any kind?