Dark Angel

the breakfast in question:

rockafeller, my pecan pie, looks like scat, baby

Beefy Farts For Real!

this is fucking incredible

i actually don't like milk either so i'll stick with yogurt, (not-cottage) cheese, and ice cream

i know i just mentioned diarrhea but this is too personal

i don't like cottage cheese so i'll just say it's a delicious yogurt with berries (which won't give me diarrhea like activia did)

dolphin flower and seafoam nova are 100% fake lol

i still believe it's del norte country

Lasagna Delaware Reynolds!

"happy birthday to the lady who delivered my pizza last night, i ordered a pepperoni pizza with extra cheese x"

omg i just saw that the tag on the kurt and lana says "mydarkpeople"... dark city is leaking on thanksgiving yep, it's confirmed you can't deny the power of turkey del rey

looking up "kurt cobain thanksgiving turkey" didn't come up with any funny results so here's turkey del rey again to manifest: as well as this edit for that iconic grunge spirit:

lustforlife hacked into your phone and added this song to your playlist in order to troll you but yeah, a creepy and edgy mixture of 2000s pop-punk and ultraviolence is coming

i can't wait to connect with the gone, but not forgotten spirit of lustforlife using our luigi board...

is this actually the return of @DeluluKing?

i don't even remember how arcadialovesong2018 got banned, but i remember he was acting especially messy before he did and that was when he made the iconic lanaboards fights thread

no, no, fake insiders are entertaining and it's not like lustforlife or arcadialovesong2018 were put on mod-queue (if they were it was probably for a different reason like calling somebody a swamp monster or the syrup of a blue waffle)

me sleuthing the internet for new lizzy grant information and photos knowing damn well i'm not going to find a single thing

me trying to locate this countdown

lana while she's lying in bed watching reality tv while eating oreo cookies checking this thread just to see that we're all convinced that she's announcing something today because of a fake insider

honeymoon 2.0 is coming... get ready for a mysterious, oceanic serve like music to watch boys to...

it's time to ruffle our feathers! 9 days ladies!

that's right! @TheDollClub! @NikoGo is keeping a watchful eye!