Dark Angel

me when i'm 95, sitting in my chair, knitting a sweater for my pet capybara, and i get a notification from my iphone 300 that a lana del rey outtake titled "there's microplastics in my blood" leaked

there's microplastics in my blood while i'm waist-deep, in icy waves i was eating grandma's chicken salad, at the democratic national convention while tracing fingertips over the plastic bags trying to get your attention

i'm LIVING for the chaotic energy here today, this is the lanaboards i know, love, and missed!

idc what it's called it slaps

she's dedicating the album to the scat actresses ...i'm sorry @NikoGo

i hope the opening track of ldr9 is a cover of this

honestly as bad as the scat may seem, it really could be so much worse if you think about it

my excuse is that i'm waiting for the place i applied for to email me back they said "within the week" so it could literally be the end of the week if they ever do my intuition is going off... last time i applied for a place they never contacted me back LANABOARDS!

i think we're about to see some gifs of some ladies douching with diarrhea

@TheDollClub reading this thread while googling "hot girl hardcore scat porn gifs" with the safe-search off

@weinendersoldat have you witnessed the scat before?

@Acid have you returned from the grave?

my eye feels weird

enjoy the edible today, beware of the scat tomorrow stay woke!

i remember it was around page 1000 of the chemtrails pre-release thread and i saw this giant photo of a naked lady covered in... chocolate...

be glad.. and stay cautious lol, i cried after my first scat attack it was so disgusting

LUSTFORLIFE HAS RISEN

the technomaniac in question being elon musk... the plot thickens... we're onto something...

these fake insiders are honestly not giving... lustforlife and arcadialovesong2018 would've had us TRULY entertained but at the same time... i could honestly see "microplastics in my blood" being a lyric... honestly i'm here for it

i have v.h.s tapes, also a lot of photographs ranging from the 1890s to 1960s (relatives) do you own a rare/expensive piece of clothing?

this demo of "all apologies" is a 10 but the fact that kurt's voice is barely audible makes it a 2

i don't, when i was a little girl i won a pachirisu plushie out of a vending machine at the mall but it got lost when we went to burger king at the food court do you own an instrument?

that's right! they don't cry! they get hyped, happy, and excited, because lana's announcing ldr9 next tuesday and there's absolutely no way that information is false!

i do not! do you own anything lizzy grant related? (doesn't have to be official it can be fan-made)