Dark Angel

i just saw their about me section and it was short, sweet, but iconic i love their unhinged humor "i breastfeed random people everytime i get sad"

i also remember when we had a short-lived "furrygate" that he was very involved in and people starting posting embeds of these commercials for these canned drinks with anthropomorphic animals with curves and big boobs and it was very uncomfortable but also lanaboards at it's finest

it won't let me multi-quote it, but, for example:

does anybody else remember how @DeluluKing became fixated on tiger penises? like, shortly before he got banned?

yet another moment of silence for @13bitches and @SparkleJumpropeNoose i will not forget!

CATHOLIC PSYCHEDELIC SYNTH FOLK

actually, it's witchy

i hope this is the cover of ldr9

they were so camp to be honest

another suggestion for further discussion/documentation, @MaskQueRaid's antics in the illuminati thread, where he started spreading this ballsy conspiracy theory that celebrities are all actually imitating one another, such as lizzo and taylor swift, or hillary clinton and donald trump it begins here i also believe the account @DorothysRubySlippers was them

btw i really love this thread and i hope we can continue to discuss the lore of lanaboards as well as document it, which i think @SoftwareUpgrade's blog will be perfect for!

you have a very similar profile pic to @cancermoon... please don't post any shit gifs...

i remember one year at thanksgiving my uncle went around showing everybody the video of the twerking chicken with a missy elliot song playing so that's probably how i knew about it and decided to post it during chickengate

lanaboards iceberg chart when?

we need a blog post about socrates/fat mike/the user who was presumably into lana's feet who was also in trouble with the government (i'm not sure if their posts were deleted but they went on voluntary leave but it seemed as though they wanted their account gone? perhaps not wanting to be discussed? maybe i'm wrong but i don't know for sure)

a canned air-freshener... i can't help but think that it just smells like tuna

BROKE: LITTLE FUCKERS WOKE: LIPSTERS BESPOKE: BODY ELECTRICIANS

i'm pretty sure "lipster" is meant to be a mix between "lana" and "hipster" i wouldn't be surprised if it originated on websites like tumblr in the early 2010s ("hipster" alone would point to this lol)

honestly, it fills my heart with joy that i'm known for this <3 a walking lizzy grant encyclopedia <3

although the scat troll's posts were either scatless/censored they still felt very threatening to me

idk about you but she kinda sounds like the underground indie artist elizabeth woolridge grant

we're waiting for the tea @DragonWhore

is coronado a new song or from a past era?

"banned"

whoever's behind all of the scat accounts is probably viewing this thread right now as a guest and cackling at us, plotting their next attack