Dark Angel

about to start riding my motorcycle to the show! my friends from the trailer park jim and billy upgraded it so now i can go from new jersey to new york city in about 5 minutes! it only takes me about an hour to go from new jersey to california! it's so easy to visit the san diego zoo! i'll be sure NOT to drive through the cornfield so i don't get chased by a bear like i did that one year... but first, let me strike a pose...

wow, joan, you look fantastic! what's your skincare routine?

omg i just stepped outside to get on my motorcycle and i saw you down the street! you look so good!

when lana used to be a gymnast in elementary school but gave up after the age of nine to pursue her passion of video games (she had a minecraft birthday cake, y'know ) throw me 'round like a hot potato

just simply pretending to be a spider and meditating before i get ready to leave

perhaps we should use spongebob liminal space photos for my backdrop at my concert they'd fit the vibe perfectly!

even though this is a screencap, it's still one of my favorite lizzy grant photos, it's just simply perfect

orville peck looks different here!

just spotted @GaboSpaceCowboy galloping by my trailer? omg???

ugh... my hair will not curl, it's okay! all of the attention will be on me, my avant-garde look, and my musical ability... let me just put on a little bit of lip-liner... yes!

getting my hair and make-up ready!

don't worry, i'm going to bring some dramatic shadows and lighting to conceal myself better...

here's the dress i'll be wearing to the lipsters this year...

ahh... GOOD MORNING lanaboards! what a beautiful, warm, breezy spring day it is (not really it's FUCKING COLD OUT) oh, the streamers? i was filming a music video last night for my smash-hit mermaid motel that went diamond the second after it was released... it's very tiring being a cult classic outsider artist myspace david kahne eccentric eclectic oceanic surf noir ICON! anyway... i'm going to have ice cream sandwiches and surf noir pop new york city platinum coney island myspace demos for breakfast!

we stan laptop demo lizzy as well

1. i believe what be free said about me and my boyfriend and marilyn being the same song was mostly based on opinion, since they have similarities, in my opinion, they are separate songs, she just happened to include the same "marilyn, marilyn, marilyn, oohhh..." lyric/line from marilyn which you can hear in the live performance of it, in me and my boyfriend, but we can't say for sure what her intentions were for the individual tracks, maybe she decided to scrap marilyn and kept working on me and my boyfriend, or maybe she worked on both and they just happened to share lyrics, but i do believe they're separate songs ultimately 2. steven mertens' version of brite lites, the rock one, is definitely most likely from 2007 just like everything else they did together, but i personally believe the acoustic version is the first version

if they come to earth, i will teach them how to make pasta and introduce them to lana's music

somebody licked their pet cat's fur and it tasted like soda what if someone had asked picasso not to be sad?

i'll be at the stage...

here i am... standing in the mirror of my beautifully decorated mobile home in new jersey, practicing my singing for my performance at the lipster's tomorrow! i will craft the perfect setlist to accompany my look...

no, it isn't misogynistic, ethan is absolutely to blame as well, especially since he is the one who chose to walk out on his family, but ariana still made the decision to be with him as well knowing he was married and had a newborn baby, people are criticizing her more simply because she's way more famous and people are going to talk and have opinions when a very famous celebrity does something like that, criticizing women for their shitty choices isn't misogyny, she literally befriended the wife and held their baby, she's in the wrong 100% and we should have the right to point it out also, people are definitely criticizing ethan as well and making fun of him, nobody's really giving him a pass

...there's a difference between singing about it, possibly as just a way to tell a story, and actually doing it, especially when the married man has a newborn baby people should not be willingly dating people who they know are in committed relationships, there's no way around it

editing my post because i felt like it was harsh song is bad, i'll just leave it at that

dragonslayer vs. west coast (radio mix)

confession... i haven't listened to if you lie down with me since the album dropped... maybe i should give it another try tonight