lil aerosol

tbh I hope not. I can wait for one more week and I'd rather have as many new songs as possible, considering we already know quite a few

I just know NFR! is going to be the gift that keeps on giving. I instantly clicked with MAC and VB, but I didn't with hope or Doin' Time. On release, I thought both were great songs, but I didn't obsessively play them. About two months after hope was released, sumn snapped and I fell in love, I played it multiple times every day for weeks. And about a week ago the same thing started with Doin' Time. I think a lot of the album is going to be like that; when it drops I'm/we're going to appreciate every song and fall immediately in love with some, but over time we will go through phases and continue re-discovering songs from the album and become obsessed with it. I can't fucking wait til the 30th!!

I secretly hope TikTok finds Cinnamon Girl

It's depression-that-Lana-will-never-come-to-New-Zealand season!!

literally invented religion. Honeymoon's impact never fades

already did that. remember I joined, chatted for about five minutes then left. was a great time, 5 star review on Trivago

I think it says 'weyes blood pussy's wet'

oh god I miss you on my dick

i stg if she calls it Cinnamon Girl...

eith either that or her and Jack were literally just buttfucking for their entire studio sessions and haven't recorded anything yet. no songs = no leaks

lowkey can Lana just change the title of NFR so we more of less disassociate this era with the album? just call it 'Jack Fucking Antonoff' or even 'Beef Fucking Stroganoff' tbh Stroganoff would be a concept

what happened to the Charlie's Angels song, there was so much hype for that and now everyone's forgotten about it, it'll have to be really good in order not to flop but bad promo decisions wbk. Lana's impact on Miley and Ari already omg. the power that she has

when Lana teased HIAB I was 6 years old. Now I'm in the same rest home as Madonna

y'all complaining about Amelia Earhart and Marco Polo, try stanning Jesus ffs he literally fucking DIED before he could even start a tour, then he came back, ONLY TO FUCKING DIE AGAIN. what kind of asshole, honestly. praying that the Jewish Messiah is better to his fans smh

I just wonder if she'll give us a reason for all of this when she finally drops it. *sigh*

so guys what colours do you associate with each NFR song so far that is if her label lets her release another album

it's true I'm the Hillsong priest

ngl I'd probably kill a bitch so I could go to gay hell and slap Lana until she plays me NFR

why are we doing colours again I-

that was a read and a half

she'd literally just sing the 'duh' part

Okay ladies so this Charlie’s Angels thing is giving me hope that this mess of an era could still be successful. Here is my ideas for how the era goes from now on: Charlie’s Angels single drops. It sounds pretty radio friendly and usually soundtrack leads do well so let’s assume it goes Top 10 (not unrealistic considering how Ariana has slayed the charts recently). Then, a ‘reliable source’ which will in fact be the Hillsong priest and/or one of her basic white hoes ‘leaks’ information to TMZ that Lana sucked Jack’s dick and the reason for NFR’s delay was because all their studio time ended up being just sex. Lana is now in the news, Azealia gets involved and the whole mess blows up. TMZ catches Lena off guard and starts asking her questions about the Lana-Jack scandal. Lena initially denies any knowledge of the affair but paparazzi pester her so much (said paparazzi is in fact LanaBoards stans playing dress up) to the point where Lena breaks down and pretends she knew about it all along, in an attempt to snatch some attention from all this. She threatens to leak Jack and Lana’s sextape which was in fact given to her by Lana’s team because they knew how she would react. But then Lana pulls a Bella Thorne and decides that she won’t let her personal stuff be held against her, so she releases the lead single for NFR, Cinnamon, with two music videos. One is the exact sextape that Lena was threatening to leak, and is released exclusively to men.com because gay rights, but only for a day. The alternate music video is a censored version of the sextape. Both have Cinnamon playing over it, with the ‘eh-eh’ post-chorus playing at the perfect moment Now Lana is all the news and some are praising her for taking ownership of her body, but some are slut-shaming. The Charlie’s Angels song gets a new breath of life (this whole mess has been timed with the release of the actual movie) but most importantly Cinnamon gets the meme effect, the phenomenon which pushed OTR to #1, and many other meme songs to Top 10. Lana continues to ride the hype and releases more singles, eventually culminating in the release of Norman Fucking Rockwell, her most successful album to date. Boom. Hire me Lana.

I'm already forgetting that this era was a mess

NFR is gonna be her best album, way better than Honeymoon

omg imagine the crowd chanting 'violets bent backwards over the grass! violets bent backwards over the grass! violets bent backwards over the grass!'