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I tried to use as much internet slang as I could, seeing as Lana is a poet who expresses herself "speakin' like dis on tha twitter- all tha time"

"I was gunna release tha album next month but ya know what- not anymore. U little fuckers disraspect my manager, & thats not ok. U guys have a good fuckin night & lay in da bed U made."

Right. Like yes nowadays she doesn't have the same voice because of her drug habit, but her old songs whew. The bitch had taste and paved the way. NFR literally sounds like it's inspired by Sara from Stevie Nicks. These bitches don't even know sis!

I think that goes with fame in general. South Park had a very eye opening episode putting into context how obsessive the limelight is in a Britney Spears themed episode. You should watch it. As for this fanbase, of course there's craziness, but it's silly to demean everyone to that just because of a few. I'd say truly find out the opinions of these stans and it'll open your mind more. Of course if you only skim the top level all you will find is scum. Just don't keep a closed mind. Lana's managers aren't truly any better lowering themselves to that type of level, especially when they're pushing into their early 40s and having an internet brawl with 13 - 21 year olds. But I don't necessarily agree with you on that fact that this forum thinks they're entitled. I think it's a very popular theme people dwell on in order to make us all look bad, but I think most of the people here aren't so much mad at Lana as they are disappointed that she doesn't want to update us. Of course you can argue she owes us nothing, but I mean, living in the modern day of fame you should know that's not how it works. It is disgusting I agree, but where were you when everyone was following Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears in and out of the hospitals with paparazzi and asking them for autographs, yelling at them, asking for new music, etc. In comparison, these are just 13 year olds asking for one simple tweet from Lana stating that she is unaware of how this era will move forward. If I were you I'd just put that into context properly. There's no need to make this into a big thing and make it dramatic. No one is saying they're going to spit in Lana's face at her next concert, people just want a simple answer from the person they're investing thousands of dollars into by buying their albums, merch, future poetry books, tour passes, etc. I think the most respectful and professional thing to do would be a simple update from her on her Twitter. She doesn't owe it to us, it's just a common sense in terms of respect and keeping good morals. That's all.

I'm gay, but not Troye Sivan fan gay

Cause I don't know how much longer we can talk about the colors we see when we listen to the singles, how Venice Bitch has beautiful guitars, or what we think the cover will be

Wait mods Since Lana and her team don't know when the album is coming Does that mean we're able to sorta free range topics in here now ?

Omfg who was the petty gay who did the captions at the bottom that day I just realized omfg : awkney2: that little girl tho is so sweet god bless her

Oh my God don't get me wrong I feel so bad for her, but I love to laugh at dark humor just because I find it easier to deal with life that way

Omg this is the video

I think comedy and art are both subjective and depend on how you were brought up, what you did in life, etc. Like I laughed at this video of a little blind girl on the news because the news reporter told her "wow is there anything you can't do" and she said "see" and my mom literally looked at me like damn what did I raise but yeah some people think Spongebob is funny, some think American Dad, some think South park, some think snl, some think Ellen is funny. All depends!

I don't think fans understand that preaching the fact that you'll follow someone and throw your money at them through anything, even if they start not caring about anything anymore, pretty much gets managers dicks hard. Why would they pay for promo and interviews and planes when you just greenlit the go sign for them to be lazy? Even if that's truly how you feel, you never tell the artist or managers that. Like damn babies. We screwed now! A rule for life in general: take this as an example for everything, if you tell your drug dealer you absolutely need them because they're your only drug dealer, they will automatically up the prices, and give you less. You need to make them think THEY need you. Simple rule to life. Don't let people know they can take advantage of you.

I don't think they care because they know (especially after today) that they can do whatever they want and fans will just throw money at them. It's very sad to be honest. I told y'all Cult Del Rey was real!

Not I saw the original link you sent which was a Reddit page for a real housewives episode entitled the apology

I love Lana as a person, I love her art, I love her mind, but I fucking absolutely hate her work ethic. Like ugh there's thousands of people who would put in three times the work Lana would but they're not talented like ugh you fucking talented bitch why can't you strive to put in hard work you're literally wasting talent on being too cool to be bothered and it makes me so mad ugh rant over don't mind me I'm a dramatic faggot oop

It's called lying my love. Some artists get their managers to make up stories so they could go have fun instead of doing what they promised. I just wish Lana would tell us she doesn't give a fuck about this era and that she has no clue whatsoever about how everything will work out.

A sextape would be tho

The news is Lana, her team, and Interscope don't have a date for NFR, and that the album isn't finished and Lana is adding more. It's not good news but it's news!

Future fans will look at this thread, see Terrence saying "February 22nd... something is coming guys" and then get to this page and realize the bitch was psychic

I just read two comments on Ben's new post saying "you're shit at you're job" and "Can I blow you for a dua Lipa M&G" yep, Lana's retiring this year. Can't wait for the future My grandkids: Grandpapa, why did Lana Del Rey quit music? Me: Well honey it all started with me commenting on her manager's instagram post...

Now hold on you guys. He was mad at me, so I think in all fairness I should give the blowjob. I don't mind taking one for the team (I'm joking don't fight me... Or am I?)

Wait the BJ wasn't a joke? Was it a female fan or male fan????

Wait so Ben is taking BJ requests? I am confusion

Do you think Lana taught them their online communication skills or they taught her?

He @ me three times First was "why don't you become a manger?" Second was "where's your album?" Third was "Lanaboards the place where her so called fans leak her music she doesn't want out there" And all I asked was what was up with this era just waiting for him to DM me that he wants to knock me out