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Yeah, I’m over it as well. I’ll just be pleasantly surprised when we get news, but I’m done checking for it.

Vulture published an article today saying the album is coming March 29th. Her team still letting major publications say this

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We had five minutes of celebrating Steven Klein and then it went swiftly back to unstanning, dragging Lana, and suicide pacts

Omg find those pics. I completely forgot about this.

Even though it’s clearly Magazine-related, prayer circle that it turns out to be for the album.

Don't think so. This happened with past albums as well, and I think Lana has gone on record saying she wouldn't do a surprise release.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvHigVyBmu4/ Steven shooting her today.

Wait, huh? Did I miss something? And Steven Klein news? Edit: oh, I see now. Ugh. I’m so desperate

It’s interesting to me because she was so grateful to her fans in 2012-2015 or so, and recognized the impact we had in rebuilding her reputation and making her who she is in pop culture despite her disastrous debut. She’s been more hesitant to interact with fans recently, and there’s a bit more sarcasm in her tone when she talks about fans, I’ve noticed. I’m sure a lot of it is connected to how passionate and extreme her fans are - a few of which taking it to the level of trespassing and theft. And of course the man who tried to bring a knife to her show. I’m sure I would withdraw some from the public eye after that as well.

it really goes to show how faulty journalism can be despite its many strengths.

Remember when March 26th felt way too far away and borderline unrealistic? Lol

“Album at the top of the year” Spring is next week.

Not happening. We are disappointed at concerts during every release cycle. She just says “soon” or “announces” the album. However, I don’t see why she can’t just put the cover and track list on IG. But she’s been waiting until like a week before the album to do preorders as of late.

I refuse to accept the idea that you have to look frumpy to sing alternative music or to be taken seriously as a female artist.

I'm more interested in what she'll wear because all we will get about the album is "And here's Venice Bitch from my new album coming soon."

In my dreams, the album looks like this: 1. Mariners Apartment Complex 2. Hope is a Dangerous Thing... 3. Happiness is a Butterfly 4. In Your Car 5. Cinnamon 6. Venice Bitch 7. Norman Fucking Rockwell 8 -12 Southern California surfy rock vibes 13. How to Disappear

We've beaten this topic to death, so I'm just going to honor some of my favorite Lana live looks.

You know how old people can tell that rain is coming from their joints? I know when Lana news is coming because my prostate quivers, and it’s shaking. Prepare yourselves, ladies.

I would actually pay her to come out with a real dress, hair bump, and extensions in New Orleans You can sing alt music and look glamorous, Lana. Also, I had a dream she released a new song and it was another piano ballad.

Venice Bitch blasting in 72-degree weather with my panoramic moonroof open and windows down

It will be interesting to see if/how she responds to Hillsong’s views becoming a mainstream news story as of late. It’s one thing to go once with friends, but to go repeatedly is highly questionable. And sure, you can have separate views from the church, but membership denotes toleration.

I need to just step away from online Lana updates. The wait between LFL and VB felt so damn short, but she teased the album way too soon. There’s just no reason to wait this long as an established artist who isn’t following a promotion schedule.

Us: https://youtu.be/TxHKZvTZ9EI?t=15