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  1. All my straight friends jack off to her pix tho
  2. No. I have and have only ever had one account on here. Stay on topic.
  3. Let's face it... Her music career is kind of done but this chick definitely has an abundance of alternative options which are just waiting to be explored and she evidently has what it takes to pursue them. All my straight guy friends fap over the 'National Anthem' music video and have ditched Coke for Pepsi just to get a real, wordly, valid sense of what it would taste like to eat Lana Del Rey's juicy pussy. Exhibit A: Tight lil' booty. Exhibit B: Banging body. Exhibit C: Nice rack (not intimidating for the pudgy girls with low self-esteem). Exhibit D: Succulent lips for a whole lotta dick suckin'. Last but not least and arguably most importantly: She is beyond versatile musically. I'm sure the same thing applies to her skills in the bedroom. Should Lana Del Rey make her foray into the adult movie business? Would her raw and unrivaled sensuality translate well on the small screen? If so, why? If not, why not?
  4. Don't expect instant gratification. The universe works in weird and wonderful ways.
  5. How exactly is it 'pointless'? This is my story and my life. Rude, much?
  6. Watch your tone, young lady.
  7. Team

    Charli XCX

    . Thanks for your understanding I will leave this thread and am never gonna return. Xo Love, Team
  8. Team

    Charli XCX

    How am I a mess thou?? Up out my face k !
  9. Team

    Charli XCX

    um,, what? I'm just being ME mess @ u attacking me tho nnnn bye sis Is this about me or
  10. Team

    Charli XCX

    I've attacked no one, their opinions but never them. My opinions are facts anyway so.. this is a pop forum and I'm a gay person what's your points
  11. Team

    Charli XCX

    yeah I've been lurking on this forum for six months before signing up, you don't know my life and you're not my friend nor will you ever be, stop,obsessing I've yet to even embrace your existence,
  12. Team

    Charli XCX

    Whore?? Mad you're a virgin incapable of being deflowered?? LOLLL Anyway, going out with my friends now see ya TTYN, stay mad your night consist of being a bitter bitch on Lana Boards loser !
  13. Team

    Charli XCX

    excuse me what? I've been kind, humble, flawless and nice to everyone around here give credit where it's due or leave me alone #bully
  14. Team

    Charli XCX

    that's why people been in my PMs asking me my number right? Fail LOL
  15. I have an unpopular about some things ( facts too ) but I don't want to get banned I'm addicted to a forum like this now
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    Charli XCX

    I'm gay though !! You're only a bisexual which means I'm allowed to reclaim slurs created to dehumanise and oppress my life choices and stuff, I'm wise enough to know things you don't....just saying lol plus people like me mow so yeah fail
  17. thanks for your insight! Lana's lighter look slays my life!!
  18. Team

    Charli XCX

    because dumb ass children like you keep quoting my humble and flawless opinions maybe
  19. wow really?? I love marlboro reds, and so does Queen lana I think.
  20. Do you smoke marlboro black?
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