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What do they really be doing at Lana Store HQ all day like surely there's not THAT much work to do. Surely it's not so busy they can't respond to an email from 14 days ago. Are they just sitting there smoking bongs or

You know I almost didn’t forget Yosemite and then I did

I want a crazy incohesive dark hyperjazz mess so: Lolita & Million Dollar Man Shades of Cool & PWYC Honeymoon & Art Deco Cherry & Heroin California & FIILY Arcadia & BBS Candy Necklace & Peppers And none for Chemtrails

If you’re able to I think the best thing to do would be to order another one and then send them an email, you can always cancel one of them later. But if you wait until they email back to resolve the issue you might miss out altogether

It’s going to be her most idgaf album yet I feel, just based on her behaviour lately and what Jack has said about how they both kind of did everything they set out to do and now are just in experimental mode. I do think that the last 3 songs on Tunnel are an indication of this, it seems like Lana is definitely in a happy place and has resolved all that family stuff. And perhaps the most idgaf thing to do would be to release the unreleased songs

Notice how she said she's "working on a new recording" as in a re-recording as in a re-recording of unreleased songs

Kind of scary how my life feels so directionless when there is no new Lana era to excite me and distract me .......but nvm now Yaaaay

Canada store played too much by still not sending my boob variant and not emailing me back soo im about to cancel and buy this instead

NOT ON HER BIRTHDAY

YOU are the ONLY insider for me <3 <3 <3

Omg I didn’t even realise it was her birthday I was just severely vibing to her today. Well now I know why it was hitting so hard 🥲 Happy bday Lust For Life 🔥 Such a stunning, unforgettable era

This year in the Lipsterhood has just been a barrage of iconic moment after iconic moment

LFL hits completely different when it's hot and sunny 🥵☀️❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 Lana was so pagan the way she made an album so full and alive with heat and vitality, it's a prayer to some goddess of Summer

They really want me to cancel my order atp it’s crazy

You definitely don't deserve hate over this but you do sound a little over the top saying this stuff like "Lana really loved me and appreciated everything i was saying to her" when she doesn't really even know you and you all apparently ambushed her in the airport while she was just trying to get from A to B. A lot of fans use Lana's kind and accomodating nature to thrust themselves upon her to get their heartfelt moment but I think the truly respectful thing to do would be to just leave her alone

"A team member will be in touch with you within 24 hours" It has been 192 hours with no response. They wanna see me go off

Oh this definitely means she's releasing He Hits Me Because He Loves Me

That's because she's recently been listening to the new masters of AKA for its re-release in September

These shows have been amazing for showcasing her improvisational talent, you can tell this is her 'thing' at the moment and I hope her next album is heavy on the jazzy stylings and I hope she uses the melody and chords from this sound check for a new song because Omfg

Well at least that means he's probably not there irl! AND STAY OUT

The look is verrry chemtrails mv final form

I'm not sorry that her being manipulative inspired malice in me... did I have to go off on her no I really didn't but I felt like speaking my truth in the moment, and my truth is critical 🤷‍♂️ And I never forgot the way Marina dropped Lana after QFTC, it revealed a lot about her character..

Idk where I'm supposed to be looking I don't see any sunglasses whatsoever 😭

Ok werk Michael Jackson Rey?

Is that Ricardo?