honey dew

Fuck it anything could happen now let's dream big! What if she hosts SNL this year and acts in those horrible skits and somehow references her original performance????? 

18 minutes ago, Let the Light In said:

Where is the photo with the apple Chuck bit? Or was she just hungry

Lost At Sea - 11

Hollywood Bowl - 14

Snow On The Beach ( more lana ) - 8

Say Yes to Heaven - 19

Take Me Home, Country Roads - 18

Suburban House - 0

6 minutes ago, ultrabanisters said:

i love kim so 

 

but i just know the 'woke' twitter users will claim lana is supporting the 'oppressive kardashian regime' and she needs to be cancelled 

She's too big to be cancelled now anyway   2020 they tried it but her leaked hits literally saved her bc everyone realised they had crack in them and no-one could stop themselves from stanning, and that's why they call her Lanita 

Good, one of her best songs ever deserved

2 minutes ago, Crazy Husband Thief said:

Omg this is nightmare material. Luke Bryant, Carrie Underwood, Tim McGraw, Rascal Flats 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

 

Luke Lard.

 

This will be her racist manifesto album.

Miss crazy husband thief already on the campaign trail for this year's Biggest Lana Hater award 

4 minutes ago, GeminiLanaFan said:

They did say things that were very vague. Some didn’t checked out but some could / did. Im still evaluating their credibility 

Please,, DragonWhore is the George Santos of insiders

As excited as I am for the next album I'm still not really ready to move on from Ocean Blvd era  😢 Shout out to her magnum opus, a truly incredible album that moves me every time. I'm so grateful to have been alive to experience the epicness that was Ocean Blvd 

8 minutes ago, bluechemtrails said:

John Denver's real name is Henry John Deutschendorf jr.

THE WAYY HENRY JOOOHN DEUTSCHENDORRFF JR. SIIIINGS

I'm sensing these are gonna be the most gynaecological photos of Lana ever produced

My heart is poundeen.. the Skims campaign is real, LDR10 is real, and "for a long time" sounds like 2024 is all planned out.. it's a tour 

Same melody as Cali is hot aka Everything I Do?

8 minutes ago, fl0r1dakil0s said:

🤠

Ok we’re going cuntry Henry come awn

Insiders who have yet to be issued cease and desists now is your moment

3 minutes ago, paradisetropico said:

it sounds ethereal to me, 

almost like adrienne lenker of Big Thief vibes, which to me is Not stereotypical country at all,

but super songwriter vibe. and i’d love if she went down that route for the new era. 

Adrienne Lenker somebody lied to her several times

Life Lesson - 0 

Lost at sea - 10

Hollywood Bowl - 14

Snow on the beach ( more lana ) - 9 

Say yes to heaven - 16

Take me home, country roads - 16

Suburban House - 5

She will be far too busy playing Serial Killer, You Can Be The Boss, Queen of Disaster and Meet Me In The Pale Moonlight off her brand new album 'Why Did You Leak My Favorite Songs, Hm?' to squeeze in Bartender and Arcadia

22 minutes ago, Fetiche said:

*Nina Bonina Brown voice* She’s actiiiiing!

 

 

 

One would think to contact whoever is managing their UK tour and figure out what’s happening instead of replying confusing, vague replies to their fans… but that is Sky’s forte

She was born outside this cosmological system there's not one astrological sign, Myers-Briggs type or pathological classification that explains the way she is. She's not one of us

So in the next month we’re getting her Grammys sweep, her probable Skims campaign and her song on The New Look soundtrack. Does anyone else smell a marketing campaign for a new album?

Life Lesson - 7 

Lost at sea - 10

Hollywood Bowl - 10

Snow on the beach ( more lana ) - 10

Say yes to heaven - 10

Take me home, country roads - 14

Suburban House - 9

Life Lesson - 10

In defence of the quietness of Ocean Blvd I think it's part of the intended listening experience. When you're in a quiet room listening to it through speakers the dynamics really make the album shine. It wouldn't be as emotionally affecting if The Grants for example didn't start quiet so it could crescendo into its incredible climax. Grandfather in particular needed that room to expand. The intensity of the peaks would be less intense and goosebumpy without the quiet. It's an album that was really mixed for vinyl so it's no wonder that the context you would normally play a vinyl in gives the best experience

Just now, Rorman Nockwell said:

I was thinking this earlier. There are some really well-considered, insightful posts on here. Those who take the time to post quality contributions deserve recognition 

And also just some truly shocking displays of mental illness that need to be given a spotlight