movebaby

in my car in my car in the backseat there's your body

you are dead you are so dead you don't move

The vinyl will come with duct tape so that you can shut ur enemies the fuck up whilst listening to In Your Car (imma fart & it’s gonna blow through you)

in my car in my car in the backseat there's your body

I want an edible vinyl

i want it to be a gigantic communion wafer

My crackhead uncle who you might know as one of the most famous FBI/NASA agents confirmed that NFR has been reworked into a Christmas album and it’ll release in February. He knows this bc he works at a lice, fleas & ticks company in Antartica

Do you guys want me to ask him anything?

could you ask him if the rumor of a vinyl printed with a photo of jackoff as santa claus is true?

I'll be thinking about a motion picture soundtrack / how to disappear completely / true love waits cover from now until forever now thanks

track 12: how to disappear

track 13: how to disappear completely (radiohead cover)

very disappointed in those of you putting my green on the coachella tier. just know that i am making a list and checking it twice 

is this another one of ur creative ways to try and commit theft

no why ever would you think that? *drops your credit card*

neon green is a fucking good color

have i told you that i love you lately

This song is a piece of my soul

whatever differing vinyl opinions we may have, we have this in common 

FLIP IT NOW 

flip it good

Actually I disagree, it'd look real great translucent, but it'd have to have the right kind of sheen or hue 'else it'd look like an amoeba frisbee

petition for lana to change the album title to Amoeba Fucking Frisbee

everyone can go home now, the correct opinion has arrived

@ anyone putting the neon/nuclear green in anything but the top tier... what the FUCK is wrong w you

i agree

I made a Tiermarker for ranking preferred NFR vinyl colours. Almost all of the submissions from the audience were green, so I selected a few greens, and picked a few other colours in case some crazy person wants orange or something.

 

https://tiermaker.com/create/nfr-vinyl-colour-preferences-152680

 

And these were the audience submissions for reference, so that we can make fun of those people who picked visually offensive tones like nuclear green @movebaby

 

make fun of me all you want but i’ve decided i’m bored of laurel canyon vibes and this album needs to be rebranded as a cyber-punk-electro-goth-rave-dance-techno release, beginning with a violently green vinyl

Bitches drag their mate for choosing nuclear green and then put it in the "yes" category. I'm bitches.

 

you know you love me xoxo gossip girl

HEy guys can we go back to talking about vinyl color

black like the billboard logo oh speaking of billboard where do you think its gonna chart

no self respecting record label would release an album cover with such aggressively terrible text contrast as the logo on the plane one has 

I was at Westminster

Lookin' at my insta

Listenin' to your politicians fight about shit

Put it on my story

Looks like I'm a Tory

Doesn't matter 'cause my fans will make excuses for it

 

@movebaby and I made Coachella better

a political lana song for 2019 

I'm not being rude, I'm being realistic.

fwiw these aren't mutually exclusive

So... The only tracklist I'm accepting has a song with the abbreviation DGD. That is one Jack teased and therefore it should be on the album? Also as mentioned we know NFR will be track 1 or 2.

i...they were talking about singing along to dance gavin dance lmao

wow i can’t wait to hear doin time and an acoustic version of born to die in the live lounge

Ya know, we always discuss the color of the vinyl...but why not discuss the smell of it. I think it'll smell like wheatgrass and cinnamon

gucci guilty #ad #promo #spon

 

I think these'd b feasible  but whut about "chaseisbbcakes" or "notracklist" "whoknowswhenitscomingowt"

"dominatetheyearbutitsaugustalready"

 

 

"lovemakingispoetrymakingislegacyorsomecrypticshat"

 

"jackilovethesechords" "almostbrokemyarmfakesurfinglolz" "plottwistthatchameleonaccountwasme" "timepresentandtimepastandtimefutureandalsoparalleluniversesandnothingmeansshitanymore"

Has anyone tried, "normanfuckingnot"  or "idkwhatareleasedateis" or "calendarwhatsthatlol" 

"timeisaflatcircle" "lostmyapplewatchatthebeach" "imnotlazyimfashionablylate"

even though we don't have a specific date yet, i feel...weirdly at peace about the release? like, honestly, "next month" feels like enough for me (which i never thought i'd say). idek how to explain it, but i just feel strangely zen in the assurance that it's coming soon

mother moth

praise be to the moth