movebaby

i'm just looking forward to when all this becomes about lana's "oddly positioned ears" again

well actually now that you mention it i don't think we should be allowed to say anything critical of lana ever, because she is certainly very sensitive about her mis-positioned ears (who wouldn't be, with ears as egregiously low as hers?), and if we say anything that is not explicitly positive reinforcement, she may think we are discriminating against her on the basis of ear placement and never know a moment of happiness again

 

the album we DESERVED:

 

1. Muscle Beach Baby 

2. Jack I Love These Chords

3. Marxist Folk Tune

4. Midknife

5. God Bless Los Angeles - And All The Neon Matcha Baddies In It

6. Music To Watch British Politicians To

7. Stew

8. Polaroid Nudes

9. Jack, u tapped the mic at 2:13 in LFA wtf

10. Internalized Misogyny

11. VSCO Filter Baby

12. And All My White T-Shirts (Are Ruined, Bitch)

13. Ultrasilence: an NFR prelude

 

let's play fill in the blanks 

 

coming september 31, 2019: the new album, I.O.U., from Lana Del Rey

Your move, @movebaby

the album we DESERVED:

 

1. Muscle Beach Baby 

2. Jack I Love These Chords

3. Marxist Folk Tune

4. Midknife

5. God Bless Los Angeles - And All The Neon Matcha Baddies In It

6. __________

7. Stew

8. Polaroid Nudes

9. __________

10. Internalized Misogyny

11. VSCO Filter Baby

12. And All My White T-Shirts (Are Ruined, Bitch)

13. __________

 

let's play fill in the blanks 

back atcha rorman

Midknife

the album we DESERVED:

1. Muscle Beach Baby 

2. Jack I Love These Chords

3. Marxist Folk Tune

4. Midknife

5. __________

6. __________

7. __________

8. __________

9. __________

10. __________

11. __________

12. __________

13. __________

let's play fill in the blanks 

I now want Marxist Folk Tune in addition to Muscle Beach Baby and Jack, I Love These Chords.

titles with consistent capitalization? you're a dreamer you dream a lot in your sleep

this is a bit late reply but wanna tell u chuck is dating the dude from the lana's NFR cover (the grandson, if forgot his grandpa's name) for more than one year and they're still dating, she's not dating a girl 

uhh citation fucking needed

Looks like our good bible-thumping sis spilled something

 

she's a mess and it SHOWS

no fuck it i love you!!! 

fuck it i love you both ok

oh yeah but like "this was churchome" which is in no way institutionally similar to hillsong and is absolutely devoid of any institutional prejudices, supremacies or absurd capital hoarding which creates any risk of right wing political influence 

not many know this, but hillsong is the only Bad Church. no other churches are bad

Honestly I think Lana is the season to come out of our house for christmas morning we have been in bed with all my family friends over here so i’m has not yet had any delicious and tasty drinks that you would be happy that they were there but it wasn’t even worth getting upset when’s your last night or a couple weeks before. if you’re going home tonight will probably do something later on saturday one time i’m next. i’m should. i’m day was good fun game. i’m didn’t want me back again today because i’m she. i’m always makes us feel like i’m god bless all. period pooh

i agree

y’all really trashing FIILY already when you haven’t heard the full thing... the lack of TASTE, the lack of FLAVOUR! what happened to your taste buds?!!?

nothing can save that god-awful pseudo-ariana enunciation for me, sorry

  yall have 0 taste

thanks for the input nacho boy

wow i can't wait for her to sing the worst song on the album aka Fuuuhhh Ihhhh Ahhhh Luhhhhhh Yuhhh at every show

'Fuck It I Love You Muscle Beach Baby' might be one of my favorites from this album 

i'm partial to "the greatest muscle beach baby"

holy fuck this is PERFECT

its what u deserve after haunting my sleep for weeks with the doin time cover <3

to think i showed you vertical line in a starbucks only to be betrayed like this

@movebaby @@RormanNockwell i will now proceed to leak the location of the nfr vinyl warehouse to ensure this becomes the new official cover

tbh this is the very least you can do after LEAKING our LIFES WORK, how are we gonna pay for our malibu houses now

outsold sn*ppet leaks

are you aware that leaking is a sin punishable by death, mr. noose?

anyway let's move on from the illegal activity and appreciate the art that is the NFR cover

take it doen

the real question is how much our queen AJAY will love the album...melonhead who?

TASTE we stan one (1) music youtuber and one only

tbf i was never a fan of how to disappear but almost all lana songs sound good when she performs them with a piano only so i really dont get why y’all pretend as if that live performance was some sort of confirmed studio version demo as they were clearly still working on it in the livestream she did....

 

 

and yeah she should have ran to rick to produce it or emile they would have served muddy beats over piano and strings that don’t sound like a garageband sample

uh literally where did i say anything about the live performance being a confirmed demo? i've hated that livestream production with a vengeance ever since i first heard it, and the live performance just happens to be a perfect example of what it could have been. not sure why you're quoting me to say this shit but...go off i guess?

and for the record i don't want rick or emile anywhere near that song either

as expected jackoff has jacked off all over my baby how to disappear. i'd say i want his head served to me on a silver platter but the context implies a very different meaning than the one i had in mind so i won't

the rest sounds so fucking good though omgggg LOVE SONG and fucking BARTENDER...consider me SCALPED

Only if I ever stop being a little bitch about it and changing everything

bold of you to assume i wouldn't take up that task in your absence

Radiohead literally released Creep in 1993

the hollies literally released the air that i breathe in 1972