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You’re misogynistic for calling her “old” disgusting, absolutely terrified to leave my house.

 

Change Lanaboards to misogyny boards challenge

oh sweetie...don't you know it's misogynistic to criticize me?

Her ears are too low on her head for her to be attractive, though.

guys we have a real misogynist on our hands! imagine how much you have to hate women to come up with this one all by yourself in your very own twisted little male brain. user rorman nockwell thinks this poor OLD AGING beverly hills soccer mom should suffer BODILY HARM just because her ears are too low

I'm so mad I hope she falls off the bike at Soul Cycle onto her face and busts open a filler.

honestly you should be ashamed of saying something this misogynistic. i cannot believe you'd say that about an OLD woman!!!!!

hey! so i haven't kept this thread up to date (i'll come back and add the newer ones later) but i just wanted to say...check out @lanastickfigures on insta to see mine and @ RormanNockwell's multi-part summer project  ​ 

I love how we are finally discussing something and some of you babies are whining around and say that it's fighting/arguing.

Nah it's a discussion with different opinions being displayed, something this board is meant for.

Do you rather want this topic to go back to 100% shitposts and "I WOANT THE ALBOOM WHEEEERE IS POSTS"? Maybe boards are not for you then and you should go back to Lanas instagram comment sections.

^^^ you're right and you should say it!

norman fucking stay in school kids

https://www.time4learning.com/homeschool-curriculum/reading-comprehension.html

Y’all can keep it honestly I’m here for the swearing

wait how do you feel about the swearing? sorry, i still can't figure out whether you like it or not

Does anyone else think never getting this album is a good thing? I love Lizzy Grant. I think she's a really interesting artist.

I wonder if the interview she recorded for BBC last week was for the release of FIILY/TG and will be coming this week 

didn't whatshisface say sept? or are these 2 different things

 

Keep Lust For Life demo

 

And though I do think hope is a really great song, lyrically, there's a couple awkward moments that should have been reconsidered. I don't mind the "shaking my ass" line because it feels warranted, and the crudeness of the phrasing is in step with the casual, honest tone of the song, but the "fucking white gown/nightgown" lines feel and sound stilted, and they bother me every time I hear the song. It's like "fucking" was added there just so that she'd have enough syllables to fit to the melody, or something. I am here for her cussing up a damned storm if she pleases, I just can't help but cringe when it sounds awkward or forced, and not like how people actually talk.

you took the words directly out of my mouth, agreed 100%

Because if you complain about anything a woman does, you are a misogynistic, Hillsong-loving, homophobe. This was literally confirmed by all the sciences in the world. Use it to your advantage! I ran over my neighbor’s dog & I told them it’d be misogynistic to get mad at me so they didn’t!

omg thank you so much for the tip! i can’t believe i’ve been letting people contradict me my whole life...i think i’ll probably shoplift some groceries tonight, since it would be misogynistic of them to try and charge me

i’m sorry but how the *fuck* does being tired of gratuitous profanity = misogyny

Fuck it I love you could be either an iconic sassy bop either cringey af

i want to believe it’ll be the first but at this rate i expect the second

I'm suing for rights and all 4 awards will have to be turned over to me I came up with MBB first!

 

Available at Target part of the Mental collection inspired by Lara Del Rey

Mental (disorders of the mind) an exclusive brand!

brb buying 10 of these

omg i cannot wait for future grammy, nay, EGOT-winning single Muscle Beach Baby

So the vinyl is gonna be neon green................ 

They're probably redoing it in @movebaby 's nuclear green

oh i see, all this time my elusive asshole coworker was right here in front of my very stick figure eyes  

Oh look here's the new tracklist:

 

Norman Fucking Rockwell

 

Mariner's Motherfucking Apartment Complex

 

Happiness is a Butterfly, you miserable fucks

 

Roses Bloom For You, Bitch

 

In your fucking car I'm a fucking star and I'm fucking burning the fuck through you

 

Fuck it, I love you

 

You don’t ever fucking have to fucking be fucking stronger than you fucking are, motherfucker

 

The Greatest (Motherfucker)

 

Cinnamon FFS

 

hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it, so go fuck yourself

 

How the fuck to disappear

 

Venice Bitch

if she doesn't give us co-writing credits we need to sue

I think we ALL like moths

i, for one, like moths

NFR flower won't be an actual flower but rather just a fuck ton of moths

blessed art thou oh moth album most high

blessed art thou o moth most high

i cannot believe sky ferreira wrote a whole album about the experience of coming into this thread

I wonder if BTD and P got a baby, would it be called Born To Paradise or Paradise Die?

paradies

what the fuck is that smell

the smell of me stealing your identity

I believe that the place I’ll take you

Make you decompose real good

watch deadly wives on hulu omg