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Oh. Well thx for trying

Didn't someone change numbers or something to find the COCC tracks? We need those number-changing people

"I loved working with Mike, but I wanted this record to sound like I made no effort at all even though I and others did, so in order to undo everyone's hard work, I called up Jack when he was in LA."

No I think she's definitely doing all the stuff we say she does but on purpose This means she will leak her album on dbree herself two weeks before the release date And this is why she did zero promo for COCC cos we always say she does zero promo. It's like a project spanning multiple eras Also one track will be just vaping sounds cos we always complain that it affects her voice

Imagine that the reason BOZ said that is because the entire album consists of duets with Clayton "Project" "I can't believe she is doing this" "Not what ya'll expect" "Not produced by Jack or any of her usual collaborators" because it's produced by The Johnsons ETA: imagine that it's a rap album ETA2: remember when Chunk was in the studio with her? Imagine-

As someone else said awhile ago, the problem with Jack is that he works with many of her contemporaries and it dilutes her unique sound and vision. I mean, he's okay and he might be able to play 55 different Fisher-Price quality instruments but his work isn't particularly original or outstanding. Lana is more cinematic and pushing boundaries and experimenting 'n' shit. He's more a "look I came up with these 5 chords on my Fisher-Price keyboard, let's make a song out of them and everyone will think I'm genius, teehee" type of dude. Hopefully, the fact that she's working with some other producers means that she recognises this and is ready for something new

Maybe I'm in the minority but BOZ made it sound like it's really unhinged and I really, really hope it is. I'll take unhinged over boring or repetitive any day of the week. I LOVE unhinged

That person probably lied or she lied Someone lied; it's not happening and I hope it doesn't because 2 albums in 2 months sounds disastrous, especially when the last one came out in late March. Quality over quantity

Ben yells at people all the damn time and is often rude to people for no apparent reason so that comment is

Ohhh aight

Anyone can scrobble anything, though? I found people scrobbling tracks I made up a few times

Everything is delayed including her IG notifications

Did anyone else just get a notif that she posted a video?

No. No. I refuse to participate in snippets until there's a pre order, but I watched it on mute and my favourite bit is the clutching of the pearls

Of course they didn't; Ben and Ed probably have no idea what's going on just like the rest of us Imagine their dm convo

Maybe she's planning on releasing an album once a month now? So far she's announced RCS for June in March and Banisters for July in April I wonder if it's gonna be like a subscription

No I have allergies

I guess you can kinda rhyme "blue" with "bruise" ... she definitely could, anyway This is all somewhat disturbing ngl

No someone has literally photoshopped them in. They're also on her face if you look closely Idk if they're supposed to look like bruises but they definitely do. If it was coming out on October 31st I wouldn't question it, but ...

Choose your disappointment: June 1st or July 4th

Wait so maybe RCS is the lead single for Blue Banisters? I'm so confusion

Just the post

No but seriously we now have not one but two non-existent albums Nicki would surely be in any promotional material for their joint album, so ... what the fuck is she even TALKING about

I actually started laughing out loud Who designed that? Chunk's unborn child? It makes me want to die.

She doesn't need material possessions, so nothing Except my number so if she ever decides she wants to pay someone to help her do nothing at all for months on end, she can call me