Rorman Nockwell

Yes! Apply in @Lindsay Lohan's DMs It's a lot of fun and I encourage people to apply

Don't forget to DM Lindsay if you'd like to be a guest judge! @Terrence Loves Me and @TrashMagiq I feel like you two would be great at it, amongst others

I fucked up and put it in a quote and not a spoiler but thx!

Do not question the judge 'bout the sludge. Now go practice your strut.

Look, Megan. You're a beautiful girl. Take this as an opportunity for personal growth and to pursue your other passions Kiss kiss!

I am poised and ready to review our last two contestants and then Lindsay will post our scathing reviews

Lindsay will be bringing the venom and I will be picking these outfits apart like they're made of LEGO Actually that'd be very camp in a literal sense

Feel free to post your opinions of the entries; the judges are listening

This will be so fun

Why is Nickleback Lane poking smthn into her crotch That sounds so wrong even to type

You stan a woman who uses this language and then some but you're offended by this comment? Okay.

Good spot I'm excited

This bitch doesn't understand the hellstorm she's created if she is trolling The fanbase will RIOT

I don't wanna start smthn but I'm not a fan of all these comments about not ageing; women should be allowed to age and there's nothing wrong w that No shade to anyone (because it's an overall sentiment and I know it's coming from a good place) but I think it's important to consider language when complimenting someone ANYWAY she looks amazing

Yeah aside from the fact that it's $8475234687394759137 and hideous, it's also not very practical. It's HUGE and she doesn't even tell the time anyway; she is always late af to everything Do you think it's waterproof? I can imagine it filling up with water when she goes in her pool or smthn

Has proven to be very unpopular so you understood the assignment I think sometimes she can seem a little ditzy but so would you, or I, or anyone, if every single thing we ever did or said was scrutinised by thousands of people. All artists sell overpriced merch. Name one who doesn't. But you don't need to buy anything of hers to be a stan (the only "merch" I own is VBBOTG), and if you do wanna buy merch, then it's your money and you can spend it however you like The problem with Lana's vocals is, imo, that her voice isn't suited to the types of venues she plays. She sounds just fine when she sings at smallish indoor venues (the Apple event, for example). It's really hard to sound good at festivals and other outdoor stages unless you are a rock band or you belt. I would love it if she'd play smaller indoor venues but that would mean fewer fans would get to see her and/or more shows (which I can understand she wouldn't wanna do)

The gag when it has big cracks in it within two weeks just like her phones

Baby Child Phoenix is the absolute CUTEST

Daily Mail is notoriously terrible, though Someone should make a tabloid site where they talk about men they way they talk about women They happily write shit like, "Katy Perry puts on busty display in tight dress" but they'd never say, "Henry Cavill shows off ample package in tight shorts"

You thought I was rich and I am and it's exactly how you think I buy $400k watches adorned with butterflies and flowers And I was gifted 10 motorcycles from Wally When you don't call I take my phone to the picnic table And type an Instagram post about how you fucked up my Coachella preparations And left me with only 37 days to prepare And Emily fucking killed it with grace

I think she always has someone from the church escorting her when she goes outside now, which is good But at the same time it must be really scary and upsetting for her to have people heckling her even if security keeps them at arm's length Yes she is a public figure but she has a right to go about her daily life without being more or less stalked by these freaks

I was srsly eyeing that photo and thinking of possible edits