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Mackenzie said he lives in the middle of nowhere and TMZ found his house so idk where else they could really go I hope they aren't naive enough to think they'd be left alone there Like it sucks and I hate the invasion of privacy but also the paps were always gonna find them And idk what this means for his business either.

This is somewhat poetic We day we were wed A hurricane happened the night before Just next door

He obviously knows she's famous af but I feel like nothing can prepare him Sometimes the paps are even worse in non-pap places cos literally nothing else of interest happens in said place, so it's an even bigger deal

The way I picture them living in the little swamp hut like in Where the Crawdads Sing Him motoring through the swamp in his little boat after a hard day's alligator wrestling

Do we think they will live in LA or in Louisiana I can't imagine him in LA But all her friends and family are there Do they have swamps in California

Well yes, but there are differing degrees Like I don't think there's anything wrong with reading something about a celebrity and forming an opinion on it, based on what you read. When you think about it, all celebrityism (?) is reliant on people's investment of time, energy and money Famous people would not exist if no one commented or cared It's a much wider discussion, but my point is that commenting/having an opinion isn't unhealthy as long as the person having it recognises the limitations of it (which is why I said, Lana doesn't have to give a fuck about our opinions) If you're sitting around feeling personally victimised or upset about this then yes, that's unhealthy. And I'm not attacking anyone who feels that way, because people can feel however they want, but I do think such people need to examine why they feel that way It's when all of this ^ translates into stalking, bullying and otherwise trying to interfere with people's lives that it's problematic Jmo If something is put in front of me, I'm gonna have an opinion on it whether I say it or not But it doesn't affect my life at all

I mean it doesn't mean SHE is but the evidence that her husband is, is mounting and it's difficult to ignore You're only as good as the people you associate with and "husband" is a pretty close association Is she entitled to marry whomever she wants? Yes. Are people entitled to comment and have opinions on it? Also yes. Does she have to give a fuck about our opinions? No. There's nothing parasocial about thinking her choice of husband is bad or whatever, and saying that. It's normal to have an opinion. If you're lying on your bedroom floor crying about it, that's another matter

I was actually being serious when I asked if the marriage license could be deemed invalid cos her name is spelt wrong on it If anyone knows the answer, please inform

I think it I say it

I think so because it's more alligator-ish than "Lana" or "Elizabeth" Lizzy > Lizard > Alligators

What if the marriage can be annulled because her name is spelt incorrectly on the marriage license What if she herself spelt her name incorrectly on the form for the marriage license so that the marriage can be annulled if she changes her mind in 3 days

His name is Jeremy and he lives in a swamp He eats swamp food and wears swamp cologne and his favourite colour is green ETA: can we all spread this ^ on IG I want to her to see it and reply "No"

Things can change on a dime

It would depend on what Tessa DiPietro advised

MAYBE she does; I can only hope Rob or someone talked her into one but I find it hard to imagine her having one unless someone insisted, if I'm being honest

Yeah this tbh

Some friends of mine told everyone they were having an ordinary BBQ and so we all turned up and it was their WEDDING They wanted to do it that way so that only the people who really wanted to be there, were there It was actually really great I can imagine her doing smthn similar

Except this person:

No you're not I think a lot of us are keeping particular thoughts to ourselves because it isn't worth the essays

I think they should honeymoon in Australia We have swamps Lots of swamps

Track #4 Reception Interlude But do they actually DO THEY ACTUALLY

I was trying to concentrate on an important thing for work on my iPad but when I refreshed Lanaboards on my laptop I was like HEY SIRI SHUT DOWN so fast

Do we think Patty was invited

HONESTLY wouldn't be shocked if she trotted out a toddler in LA tomorrow and was like "oh yeah he was born last February " NOTHING would shock me at this point I can't believe she got married in an actual swamp that is so iconic