Rorman Nockwell

That cover is the antithesis of everything we've heard in the snippets so far. It doesn't match the music at ALL. I can't believe people like it; I am making a mental list and deducting reputation points let me tell YOU.

Literally I hate the cover so much I wouldn't mind if she deleted it and released the album in September to have time to re-shoot it. It's THAT BAD. I hoped it was just the NFR single cover. I am not buying any merch with that logo on it; it offends my soul. Hell would freeze over before any other era Lana would put that shit out. I'm going to have to rant about the cover at least 16 more times; don't @ me.

August 30th fkn knew that bitch would wait as long as possible. The cover is a fucking trainwreck which really suits this era. The NFR and LDR logos are beyond hideous; what the actual FUCK was she thinking? It's meant to be a "really pretty" album according to her but there is nothing pretty about those logos or that neon jacket. Whatever. Give me the damn music on August 30 and I'll be on my merry way.

August 1st would make sense for an announcement.

I wanna be friends with Darla; he/she seems like fun. It's one big hiatus with an obligatory album drop in the middle, and then it's back to LA Churchome matcha life.

Cheers, some of us try really hard

Everyone on this board could unstan/not buy the album and she wouldn't even notice. She is surrounded by people constantly telling her how brilliant and wonderful she is (and she is, in many ways). Nobody, except for a handful of fans, is telling her how badly she's handled all of this. So she doesn't give a fuck.

Yeah @@movebaby and I might start drawing Florence Welch stick figures, instead.

Brittany Billington leak NFR challenge ETA: Brittany Billington is actually sis and she planned this 5 months ago. It's like a treaure hunt

LAPD, apparently. https://twitter.com/allthingsldr/status/1156339224913862656

She needs two more posts to balance her feed, according to my theory. You can tell by looking at the Vogue covers; when it's balanced they are all on the same row. I also tried lmao

Never mind, it's the coordinates of LA + "Wild at Heart". Next.

I was gonna ask what the necklace says because I can't read that shit but honestly, at this point, I do not care. But what does it say

No.

Cinnamon is now called "Fuck it, I Love Californian Cinnamon Girls!", Stronger is now called "The Greatest Cinnamon-Doughnut-Eating Californian!", and the album is called "Happiness is a Fucking Exclamation Mark!" Shazam THAT, ladies!

Preposterous! Fight me!

Exactly. The app would be useless, there's a page on the Shazam site saying you need to be an artist or authorised by the artist to submit audio, and those snippets have all been on YT for many months and they're only being recognised as of 7 hours ago. Bit coincidental.

Yes, they are 100% legit. Fight me so she gives us the tracklist tomorrow

Last time we had a fight about song titles (NFR being HIAB), she dropped the NFR snippet the next day. KEEP FIGHTING

I really think that we've all had sooo long to stew over this album that we're irrationally attached to the titles we had, so along comes a new word and an exclamation mark and everyone gets upset lmao

I just think that it's a bit coincidental that they're suddenly recognised after all these months and she's getting ready to drop it + as I said, the SoS lyric .... I reckon those are the titles.

If you mean Cinnamon and Stronger - they have only been recognised as of about 7 hours ago. NFR (the song) has always worked and been correct. Past releases I do not know.

I actually think the song from Chuck's story could be The Greatest. It's difficult to hear but whatever she's singing sounds like it at least rhymes with it. Maybe my poor, tired mind is reaching, though.

What did he tweet?

'K so I am a tired, daft bitch. I don't want that exclamation mark in the album title; it can fuck right off. It is far too Taylor Swift-ish for my liking ("ME!"). It better be a typo or some shit.