Rorman Nockwell

Ice cream, ice queen

Oh my God why is EVERYTHING to do with sis like this? Unverifiable and confusing. The woman attracts chaos I swear.

'K I edited my post

I can go through and point out how and where it's filtered; there are telltale signs but seriously it doesn't matter that much ... I just don't understand why people are upset at other people pointing out that it's clearly filtered? I don't think she looks bad or anything. Just filtered. ETA: 'K just for fun. You can clearly see the line where it's been blurred (or more likely, she's narrowed the bottom half of her face). The bottom half of the face is more blurry than the top half, and even the bottom half of her ear is blurred. And if you think I edited those lines in, go zoom it for yourself. As for the eyes, it could just be the lighting but it looks like she's darkened them and the reflection is odd which is why she looks like an anime character. Like, whatever, I don't think she looks bad, but let's not pretend.

Until someone else confirms it I'm not believing it.

Gay Jailer tweeted that a fan confirmed that she said the album is out in August but it's Gay Jailer so until we have a video, don't get your hopes up

Don't get your hopes up hunty: 1. "It's coming in two months" 2. "It's coming in a couple of months" 3. "It's coming in a little bit" 4. She'll probably say that it doesn't exist in Spain tomorrow, the way she's going.

Yeah I don't think she even uttered the words "new album", never mind a date

LMAO Ed's live stream She talks about almost breaking her arm, twisting her ankle, the mirror falling on her, and wanting to document her death on stage

I feel like the fact that both Ed and Ben are live streaming (or, attempting to) means she might say something about NFR?

Ed is live streaming @edtap78

Crying

Surely we're allowed to talk about the fact that a pic has obviously had a filter applied. I mean this isn't one of those insta fan accounts with the "NEGATIVE COMMENTS ABOUT LANA WILL BE DELETED AND YOU WILL BE BLOCKED" disclaimers, is it? Jesus fuck. Anyway ... let's play ... "which For Love & Lemons dress will she wear?" Maybe this one but it isn't lacy enough https://forloveandlemons.com/products/macaroon-hook-front-mini-dress Or maybe she's sick of white (but I doubt it) https://forloveandlemons.com/products/catamaran-smocked-dress

Yeah I thought that, too ... filters again

Wow, Peppa stans are getting fed. Cover art, tracklist, release date ...

And she might delay NFR to film it so .... please no.

I mean it's probably bullshit but frankly, I will be shocked if Baz casts her as Priscilla. No shade to sis but she's not an actress, the role does not involve singing and I daresay they need someone younger because Priscilla was 14 when she met Elvis. Sis doesn't look old but it's much easier to make an actress look 20 years older than 20 years younger. Plus, she doesn't look a lot like Priscilla; she just styled herself to look like her and you could style just about any young actress the same way.

Remember when we all laughed at "In My Feelings", though? Who knows with that bitch

I mean she said two months so if she is to be believed then it is August or September. So ... it's not like that information is a startling revelation; basically he has a 50% chance of guessing and being right.

If she changes it to "Jack Fucking Antonoff" then "Jack I love these chords" had better be on it or ELSE.

Everything makes sense now

No, I meant in terms of how much everyone sings in the entire thing. As in, two lines for sis.

This is exactly how it's gonna be LMAO

I mostly just know bad words

I can't stand this сука