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Rorman Nockwell

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  1. I want the cover, and the tracklist, and the music, and the poetry book (okay not really but what the hell we deserve some optional extras), and interviews, and photo shoots, and an insta live, and merch, and a tour, and a magical unicorn. I feel that I have a better chance of getting the unicorn than anything else.
  2. It's good ... for LFL But it's not as good as Heroin
  3. Jesus, guys ... we're depressed enough with the lack of news
  4. I'd like to believe you, but you're trusting a woman who drives like this: No wonder we haven't heard anything else about her pilot's licence; she probably attempted to fly the plane in a similar manner.
  5. She can't even be bothered removing makeup that was applied on a different continent, never mind releasing an album.
  6. https://www.instagram.com/p/BzskQaBHBaf/?igshid=9jsrrfxx3jij I rly hope there's some sort of filter on this 'cos her pupils look ... odd. Maybe it's just the lighting. #creepysis
  7. He is all of us and the cigarette is NFR https://twitter.com/mayjailerz/status/1148368039945150466
  8. Yeah, I think her dad said she was, but that is about the extent of the "evidence" that she is. I remember someone on Twitter saying they worked at a Mexican takeaway and she came in and ordered a steak burrito. I mean, whatever, but yeah.
  9. I don't know if sis is, though. A lot of the food at the 4th of July party, including the Cheeto, was not vegan.
  10. Her poetry's bad and we have no news But we can't change that so stream Honeymoon
  11. LFL Album: I'll be lying if I said I wasn't sick of it Era: It's like heaven taking the place of something evil NFR Album: Haven't seen you 'round here lately Era: Your poetry's bad
  12. You would think that if she drops a song anytime soon, it'd be accompanied by some sort of statement about the album ... possibly even the release date. Like, if I know the album is 100% coming soon after the song then I will stream the fuck out of the song because I'm a fucking sucker with no self-control It'd be weird to just go, "here's a song, bitches" and not say anything else although that's absolutely something she would do I'm still hopeful that the pastel chalk, Malibu beach and the pretty meadow from the makeup artist's stories had something to do with an album trailer or MV.
  13. Well, I think she's taking surfing lessons. Going by her driving, she'll probably paddle into a current, end up in Japan, never leave Japan because it's the home of matcha, and we'll never get NFR, just a J-Pop album in 2022.
  14. I don't know; the way she drives I'm not sure how she'll go surfing lmao I hope he posts footage of it tho
  15. Queen of not washing off makeup applied on a different continent
  16. I'd just like to remind everyone of the science. I have updated the very scientific chart with extrapolated data, which clearly indicates we should receive a snippet or equivalent by mid July. You'll notice the equal spacing of the optimistic pattern.
  17. I worry about that, too. I remember her saying that the book is something that she just wants out there for herself, which suggests that she doesn't really care what critics and/or fans think of it, but I don't know. She's demonstrated that she's very sensitive towards criticism, most recently when she seemed pretty upset about people alleging that Hope had racial connotations. It makes me wonder how she will react if the reception isn't positive.
  18. Imagine some user called "lAnA59483" comes in here and says, "the album is coming out on the 14th of August" And we're all, "fuck off, bitch", "that's a Wednesday, she wouldn't do that", Elle gives her warning points for spreading lies, etc And then she bounces on over into the "Pictures of You" thread and drops a selfie:
  19. Seems you and I had the same ideas, mostly (although you articulate far better than I do). It's definitely about her mum. I thought Amy might be a code name for Chuck but it being Amy Winehouse makes far more sense. I connected the "watery grave" and "boat to Catalina" statements and twisted them into her wanting to throw herself off the side of the boat, but I'm fucked up, so ...
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