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Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Musings: 1. Why is she pretending that the show in Poland doesn't exist? It's not on her website and she hasn't posted anything about it ever. The only indication we have that it's even happening is the fact that it's on the Polish festival's website. 2. Her makeup artist posted this "on set" in California today. -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
That won't be necessary. -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Well, I inadvertently made her look like a serial killer in the untinted version. Serial killer sis is coming for you -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
We shall soon find out ... church tomorrow -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Credit to Amber Heard, we borrowed her hair -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
HAHAHAHA -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
$1 because it's PRICELESS It has to be fake ... she looks blonde in that -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
We get ready, we get all hyped up To get nothing in particular March twenty-ninth or June twenty-first Doesn't matter 'cos this era's the worst -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
@UItraHeroin is correct with their very scientific analysis. Some dots are higher than others because they're more important. So, for example, with "possibly true statements, "in two months" > "in a little bit" and "a couple of months", so "in two months" is higher. And obviously, a song is better than goddamn snippets which is why the song is higher. Stop questioning science. -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Clearly, you need to see this graph, which pertains to the levels of terrible and awfulness surrounding the false release dates. The terrible and awfulness peaked on March 29 and June 21 respectively, and is expected to peak again 2 months minus 2 weeks from now. -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
I just feel like, at this point, we should be relying on facts and science .... so I made this really scientific graph .... as you can see, according to my calculations, we should get at least a snippet or equivalent around the middle of the month. if anyone else has any scientific charts or conclusions, please contribute. If anyone has any questions about my science, I will attempt to answer using language you will understand. -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
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Sia just sided with Scooter. https://twitter.com/Sia/status/1145878680477954048
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Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Synesthesia? LMAO How does yours make any sense? Like, everyone else does smallest unit to largest (dd/mm/yy). Make it make sense. -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Miley's dropping the MV for Mother's Daughter tomorrow and the way she worded the tweet makes it sound like it has some cameos: "Beware it’s the SHIT just like all the bad ass women starring alongside muah!" I guess it's possible one could be sis, considering the Charlie's Angels collab? -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Exactly. July 4 or bust. -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Yeah, but you lot still use imperial measurements, and then you do other stuff to attempt to be all rebellious, such as your silly mm/dd/yy format. Plus you drive on the wrong side of the road, so -
I honestly hope she's thinking, "I'm going to remain silent and not say a fucking word" because if she says anything we all know it'll be a fucking disaster.
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Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Oh my God she has no concept of time and she'd forget to feed it for eight days running. Please no. -
Things You Know Lana Won't Do
Rorman Nockwell replied to Make me your Dream Life's topic in Lana Thoughts
- An interview in 2019 without mentioning Gucci, perfume or flowers. - Actually sell her poetry book for $1 - Stop validating her Stalker Stans at shows -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
I'm CRYING -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
She'll probably do that with all of the songs. "Cinnamon" will actually be titled "all the pills that u did violet, blue, green, red 2 keep me @ arm's length dont work" -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
I Google translated it and submitted it to the news section but it isn't approved yet. I don't think she even mentioned NFR iirc. If she did, it was the same old shit. -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
SORRY I was getting to it, bb Brilliant! All credit to you, though, because you wrote all the lyrics, the melody, and did the entire production, and I just hummed in the background like a useless bitch. -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Make it happen, Ben. Also why haven't you put that picture up I made for you? So ungrateful Fkn Ben Oh and your live streaming sucks