AngelHeadedHipster

Yes I know people lose facial volume as they age/lose weight but they lose it little by little and not overnight. Lana is losing her facial volume drastically in a span of months. It's not normal. I really hope she discontinues Ozempic if she's taking it.

Chill it's not that deep https://www.instagram.com/p/CrtSjotJ7DE That's Offansive https://www.instagram.com/p/CgpCL0Xo4Fj

But your reply here means you definitely gave a fuck loool. Why would I have anything against Ozempic? Do you love to pick fights with strangers? And I fail to understand the logic behind your reasoning of how your sister uses Ozempic as a reason to critique my post?!? See my original post was Lana being on Ozempic may have affected her thinking ability and made her take a decision to get married. That's fucking all. You don't like it you're free to agree to disagree. It's none of your business either.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13864483/celebrity-weight-loss-face-transformation-ozempic.html Look how much volume Lana is losing in her face. She's starting to look gaunt just like Ariana Grande and Jessica Simpson. You don't lose facial volume by working out at the gym. It's obvious that she's on Ozempic

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13391821/amp/met-gala-2024-celebrities-ozempic.html

It's not joking. I'm seriously concerned that maybe she's getting side effects from Ozempic. It doesn't suit everyone and it can have really adverse effects on an individual's health. Google it for yourself and see. People are getting rushed to ER from Ozempic side effects.

Three Reasons for Lana's Sudden Wedding : 1. I think Ozempic fried Lana's brain cells and made her take such a random decision of marrying Jeremy. 2. It's either that or Jeremy has done some Voodoo spells on her. I can't think of any other explanation. 3. Or she's in big trouble with the "Powers that be" and she needed a personal bodyguard with her 24/7 as her life is in danger somehow. Maybe she's not ready to sell her soul. Something really strange is going on with her. She looks traumatized. I think she won't release music anymore either. She's done with the industry. I'm scared for her life. I can sense it

JEREMY AND LANA'S FIRST MEETING

Exclusive Track From Lasso : "Jeremy Dufrene (Swampshine)" I say, "Hey, Jeremy Dufrene I like the way you snort that Morphine You are so fine" I say, "Hey, Jeremy Dufrene Do you wanna help me let go Of my dark mind?" If you want it, it's yours It's free, but of course You're my swampshine I say, "J, you're the boss Without you I'm lost You're my swampshine" I say, "Hey, Jeremy Dufrene You are on another level You are so fine" I say, "Hey Jeremy, let's go I've been in love since I met you You are all mine" If you want it, it's yours It's free, but of course Take a boat ride I say, "J, you're the boss Without you I'm lost You're my swampshine." Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, take me to the swamp Buy me gator boots, kiss me in the dark Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, take me to the swamp Buy me gator purses, kiss me in the dark I say, "Hey, Jeremy Dufrene Hey, I like your heavy boat rides Do you like mine?" I said, "Hey, Jeremy Dufrene You were smashing from the get-go This is your time" If you want it, it's yours It's free, but of course Take a boat ride I say, "J, you're the boss Without you I'm lost You're my swampshine" Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, take me to the swamp Buy me gator boots, kiss me in the dark Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, take me to the swamp Buy me gator purses, kiss me in the dark Jeremy Dufrene, Jeremy Dufrene, Jeremy Dufrene You are so fine

Ewww Lana is really making out with her Sleep Paralysis Demon 👹 What kind of voodoo has he done on her?!?!

Lana's Wedding Songs Wow Jeremy Dufrene can really SING https://youtu.be/lkCPlKANPzs

I love how some fans truly believe with all their heart, mind, body and soul that this is Lana's Happily Ever After I guess it's nice to be Delulu sometimes

History Repeats Itself Lana is in her *Billy Bob Thornton* era right now. I predict the same fate of Lana's marriage with Jeremy as that of Angelina and Billy. It's destined to crash and burn.

Kylie should have recorded this extremely addictive BOP. How did her team reject this song?!? It's unbelievable. This tune would have been a huge hit for Britney. It would have had beautiful visuals as well with Britney depicting Eve. This song should have been recorded either by Britney or Kylie.This song is pure eargasm.

Omg 👁️👄👁️ Unleaked Version of Chemtrails Demo https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8zS7FeJEwd/ I'm NoT BoReD oR UnHaPpY

Really wish Britney had recorded this song. Such a missed opportunity for a smash hit

Lanaboards Members freaking out over the delay of the release of the Lasso album Meanwhile Lana at the Beach, twerking with the Seagulls : https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_0Av2ysMJa/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wonsherb/video/7412522024993705232 High By The Beach Sequel : Twerking With The Seagulls By The Beach

Omg I'm super excited to hear Lana's version of "Buddha's Delight" from the movie "Music And Lyrics"

Here are a few Strong LDR Vibe Songs to enjoy till Lasso drops :

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9T2FqPvV_O/ Lana's childhood video of her singing James Blunt's most iconic song "You're Beautiful"

Lana needs to make sexy disco vixen type songs like the ones below : Just imagine how eargasmic this song called "Afterglow" would sound if Lana sang it This song Sexify is Breathe On Me's twin which I feel would really suit Lana as well. Lana has somewhat explored this type of music sonically as well in "Come When You Call Me America" and "Put Your Lips Together".

Lana needs to make songs with Middle Eastern Music Vibes like these : Arabian Femme Fatale Aesthetic :