SweetHenny

Me not being in this thread properly for like 2 months and now coming and seeing here some countowns, meltdowns, leaks and non-leaks, delusion, panda gifs and now people waiting for something idk what which is coming but not actually coming

I have been away for a month sistren. Any news, any tea about this mess?

Listening to A Sky of Honey all spring and summer long is the divine out-of-body experience every time

"Blue Banisters" will be a bigger sister to Paradise, an aunt to COCC and NFR, a stepmom of Honeymoon, the mistress of Ultraviolence, grumpy grandma of BtD and a mother-in-law who hates LFL

Me page 1318: Me page 1319: Back to hibernation I guess

Can't wait for the pre-order on January 11th!

This cover alone already proved that COCC era needs to be buried and forgotten (except the video for COCC that was a classic that was a classic)

The artistic manifesto

So were Niko and Topanga eaten by Tex and Mex or what happened to them

The fact that I manifested this amazing album cover with my profile pic

Honey I knew this album wasn't coming for shit so i am just here for the drama and meltdowns

I feel like the 3 singles were released last year and COCC was in another life

The most interesting thing about this album pre-release is how in the fuck y'all manage to discuss something when we literally have ZERO news I can't

This "era" is dryer than Patricia's pussy chile

The way we all know this album's not coming on July 4 but choose to stay delulu to have meltdowns. We really are mental, I love that

Guys her stories were only about the birthday and such, no album news, right? I switched off immediately as soon as I saw Nikki Lane

How many pixels is the grass now?

The fact that it's been almost a month and she still hasn't acknowledged the existence of these 3 songs personally is sending me

I keep forgetting about the existense of the 3 singles. They were good but the hype is truly gone

The only right way to listen and get into Kate's immaculate monumental discography is to listen to the albums chronologically or listen to the Hounds of Love first and then listen to all the rest chronologically. Kate's albums are WORLDS and concepts inside themselves, I will never understand the need to listen to her random songs from different albums in playlists, don't ruin your first experience. Her albums are meant to be listened fully. Listening to all of the Dreaming, The Ninth Wave and A Sky of Honey for example were the highlights of my life I love every sinlge album of hers tho, I adore her and I would gladly erase my memory to be able to experience her godly music again for the first time

Okay so... I don't give a rat's ass about this album anymore idk

So what's the vynil colour? What's this era's flower? Are we getting Dealer? How many tracks are there on the album? Is this COCC 2.0? UV 2.0? BtD 2.0? Honeymoon 2.0? Is this a real album cover or not? Is it one or two albums actually? Will it have any collabs you think? What is your dream collab? What is your dream cover? What is your dream song for Lana to cover? Are we getting a photoshoot? Are we getting music videos? Is Blue Banisters track 1 or track 12? Is Rick coming back? Is Nicole Nodland coming back? Do you promise Chuck is NOT coming back to shoot the cover? Is Lana getting her revenge? Is Lana pregnant? Did she break up with Clay? Did she dump Jackoff? What is she doing right now? Is she sleeping? How is she? Is she okay? Who is she? What...When...How...Is it... Does it... Are we....Do we...

Honey after the clownery cycles that were NFR and COCC "eras" you just have to look after your mental health Be the Violet and bend over the grass showing your ass or whatever that gal was doing

Not me coming to LB once a day, seeing that this thread has progressed for barely a few pages, letting out a chuckle and leaving

OH WOW your mind, this is incredible We both know Lana is too lazy to come up and actualize such an idea