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"Broken Heart Debutante In Her Party Dress Looks Like A Fucking Mess Is Wild At Heart And Is No More Candle In The Wind" (BHDIHPDLLAFMIWAHAINMCITW) will be a bop girls

Thank you love I'm still waiting and hoping for Lana to make a concept album with a plot like Kate's Ninth Wave (aka Hounds of Love) or Sky of Honey (aka Aerial) tbh

Imagine if she releases the snippet of her new song "Patricia" today and it is the cover of Florence Welch's song but with lyrics changed "ooooh Patricia you've always been the worst mom"

A pic with her baddie friends yessss

Be my BlueBanistersM baby

COCC? Horror and witchy?

That is what it deserves

Happy page 500 to team Delulu and team Delulu only

YAAAAS THAT'S THE SPIRIT BABY

You did not have to call me out like that

It will be Russian folk music. Ugh her mind

The insiders be always like: It is an album, it has songs with music and lyrics in it, it will have a genre and song titles, it is coming soon and it will be released by Lana The lipsters at that:

Give me children and take away my pain

Imagine if after all the hype Dealer is just a piano ballad where Lana screams one note for one second at the end

Alright but where is the LB tradition to drag the previous album before release of the next one? COCC was flaccid and we need her to go HARD on BBC pass it on

Charlie's Cumtrails over the country club - rock hard candy edition

Miss Rock Candy Sweet and miss Blue Banisters being locked in the vault

The way the booklet for the album will include Clay's nudes

Inb4 the GAG of the album will be her singing about how she is still so strange and wild and how she is not a candle in the wind anymore

Me persuading some random Serbian to break into the vynil factory and snatch BB copies

Me trying to understand who leaked what, what unreleased songs were reworked into other unreleased songs, what songs make it on the album, which project is which and if Lana is pregnant and is she going to get her revenge

HIADT walked so that LMLYLAW could walk so that BB could walk again

Give me children, take away my pain And paint my ovaries blue JULY 4th LET'S GO

Idk about you guys but if the song goes: He painted my banisters blue nO mOrE cANdLe iN tHe WiiiNd I'm gonna k-word myself