SweetHenny

Easy is easily one of the best songs of the year for me. Stream

The era flower will be rosebud in full bloom with cumtrail leaking

It's Lanaboards. Speculating about the era flower and vynil colour is basically all we do during pre-release

Miss COCC? MIss COCC?

My lyp syncing to the poems on July 28th

She really cannot not be messy

The fact that the last 10 pages of this thread told me that I'm poor as fuck in 50 languages

Me trying to navigate between VBBOTG spoken word album thread, VBBOTG hardcover book thread and COCC pre-release thread at the same time checking Lana's insta

And we complained about Lana's album covers. I'm sorry but THIS cover is one of the ugliest I've ever seen. Why couldn't she keep the Daisies aesthetic

It's really going to be the shortest pre-release thread then, won't reach more than 1k pages. NFR pre-release thread monstrosity remains unbothered

But the most important question is yet to be answered: is there a vynil of the audiobook and what's the vynil colour?

Lana we all know you're lurking in here so please just confirm the release date and show us the album cover (and DM me Charlie's phone number). It will keep us fed

We can hope and pray for the better but deep inside our hearts we all know that the album is gonna be piano-driven and have closer to spoken word poetry aesthetic and HIADT sound

Inb4 Jen's child is actually Lana's. That's why she posted a lot about motherhood and Jen being pregnant and giving birth. Lana's keeping it secret and makes Jen pretend having a child on her IG. And the child is definitely a boy thus the COCC title abbreviation is explained. Sean is the father of the child but Lana forbids him from getting in touch and all he can do is like her Insta posts still following her in hopes of catching a glimpse of his son

I could keep waiting for you In the spot you said to wait Till September 5 In the middle of the world pandemic Cause I believed you I just wanted things to be released You said the COCC will be given that day But that COCC never caaaame

I swear if she doesn't come through with something by September 5 whether it will be the album, a single or at least Violet's Ass Bent Over The Grass...

In the chem In the chem In the chemtrail I'm your cluuuub We go slow we go so slow What's the vinyl colour I believe the release date you gave me We are all here clowns babyyy

Hi there, I'm ready to get dragged But really Lana could take some ideas from TS in terms of keeping an album era alive with some mysteries and easter eggs, that's fun

This tracklist can compete for the title of the cringiest fake Lana's song titles ever

This is really the Lipsters Anthem. Lana should write the lyrics for this bop

Us on September 5: Lana sis what about the album you've promised to release on this day? Lana:

Drop the album cover Lana, just do it, don't wait

I think we've known about that. Honeymoon hotline was a great surprise and addition to the iconic era, we really need something like that again!