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Actual footage of Lana reciting the poems for this album after just randomly writing out beautiful sophisticated words out of the Oxford Word Dictionary and putting them in a nonsensical order

I'm not deaf luv, I hear that they are similar. But Bad Liar seems to be much more superior. At least for me. Noah fence

Bad Liar, sweetie, I'm so so sorry

After her 2017 great songs and the two new singles I was really excited to listen to this album. It turned to be the most forgettable and bland thing I've listened to, sry

Idk why but I have a feeling that this album will be LFL sister but without the collabs That title.... I'm just keeping my expectations very low I guess

Stevie's music is just incredible. The most beautiful tunes, melodies and lyrics I've ever heard. And her voice... There are literally no words for me to describe how much I love her and her music. The number of times I've cried to Sara, Beautiful Child, Landslide etc etc. She's just pure magic! And her music catalogue is just endless - so many songs, unreleaseds, demos and versions of every song, truly a gift

Born This Way and ARTPOP were her best albums. I said what I said. The fact that she shaded Artpop this year is unacceptable, it made me unstan her now for good (means *I'll be back for the new era* )

Immaterial still rips off my fucking wig along with the scalp! The bop that defined the decade. It doesn't age at all (Cinnamon Girl can't relate )

I can't wait for the visuals for this album by the incredible Chuck : Lana sitting on the toilet for 30 minutes, smiling in her sunglasses with a Snapchat-filter-esque-added white hot suns in them, her dancers in white dancing around looking at the iPhone camera with their sexy stares and with a dramatic CGI explosion of the toilet at the end instead of flushing

They underused Bambi though, like imagine this... Baaaaartender hold me all night

Random thoughts on the video. I fucking hollered when I saw the explosions and CGI rockets The sandwich didn't deserve that treatment One of the cops is the guy from the album cover, right? Who is the other one? Alex not knowing the HIAB lyrics was awkward (in the 2nd "Don't be a jerk don't call me a taxi") All in all, that was cute, but I'll never watch it again. The Unholy (iPhone) MV trinity now: UV - Honeymoon - This Mess (iconique UV MV is the superior out of all these )

You guys are all delusional. This is definitely a long-anticipated video for the iconic cult song Betty Boop Boop

The closer it is to Christmas the more relevant HTD becomes

If the album will be actually called like that, have the aesthetics of white hot LA matcha yoga housewives and a feat with Ariana I'm suing LeT mE lOvE yUo LiKe A wHiTe HoT FoReVeR wOmAn YuH YuH

I think both of these theories are 100% true, hon. You saw right through me

It's strange but I haven't listened to this album since like September and not because I think it's bad or it has a messy production, I just... don't want to. I feel like all the songs on the album are already at least 5 years old (and TNBAR is 50 years old ), it aged so fast so drastically. I'm frustrated because I really loved this album when it came out

I swear the production of NFR is so flawed that you can hear Lana's stomach digest matcha tea in HIAB at 2:24, her fart in HTD at 3:07 and Jack adjusting the dick in his pants while playing the guitar in TG at 3:51

I feel like we will get a new collaboration with Sean on this album - "The Donuts Never Came (feat.Sean Larkin)"

Sneak peek of Lana Del Rey's Cancer-inspired outfit for the 2020 Grammy Awards being a clue for her Zodiac-connected upcoming album White Hot Forever!

I didn't know that this was a Pitchfork Critic Training Thread

White Cop Forever it seems

Thank God Lanz didn't date that Cop during NFR writing. Can you imagine what an album it would have been... In your car in your car in the backseat I'm your prisoner We go fast wo go so fast Shoot this thug Fear fun fear love Fresh out of hand-cuffs forever Yeah you just a cop it's just what you do My hands in hand-cuffs as you beating me blueee And I'm areeeeeested Don't run I just need a warning shot I'm faaacing the greatest The greatest cop of them all Nightmare. Literally a nightmare.

Well, taking her underwhelming tour and tour drama into consideration, she should rerelease the album 1. Tour fucking babies 2. Private plane complex 3. Annoyed bitch 4. Fuck it I forgot the lyrics 5. Doin' time (on another boring ass show) 6. Late song 7. Laziness girl 8. How to be disappear during VB electro gutar part 9. California tour leg 234568 10. The Next Worst American Acapella 11. The greatest vape of it all (I lost it) 12. Nood-d-dle boy (our love's alive) 13. Happiness is singing BtD songs only 14. Tours are the dangerous things for a singer like me to have - but I hate them

Laziness is a dangerous thing for a touring singer like Lana to have - but she has it (Extended Acapella Version).mp3

Haven't posted in a while but I'm so puzzled. People are asking her to perform NEW songs from NFR on the NFR TOUR and they are even alright with a little underwhelming acapella of the first verse and the chorus, but in this TG live she stopped right at the FUCKING chorus and went back to the old fucking songs, being bitchy as if though the fans are assholes for asking her to sing. Like can she just do a 1-minute acapella right? She's at the laziest phase of her career and performance life now and it's going from worse to worser every show