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KINTSUGI IS BACK OMG?? What did I miss?

The fact that not a single word has been said or confirmed about “Burn Me Where You Belong” is very telling. Kintsugi singed up to the Lanaboards with that username and then changed it to Kintsugi to throw us off. He knew we’d ask him to spill a title and he was prepared to say “my nickname” to make us freak out about “Kintsugi” but the actual treat for us was in his username history. And that way we can’t say anything is confirmed because there is 2 nicknames at play so we have double the research and tea fishing to do. Truly the mind of a mastermind

omg im so sorry i didnt expect someone would post the actual photos on twitter like whyyy however i will remain a God Priapus Statue truther because Its the best thing i ever came up with, its deep, articital, has an interesting story behind it, meaningful for Lana’s current topics and opus and probably much better than whetever the real title is. Period

I don’t have twitter so could please try search for “God Priapus Statue” or just God Priapus and see what comes up, I so wanna be right about that 😭😭 try filtering it by newest tweets or sth

God Priapus my guess for the first 3 words of the GPS acronym is God Priapus Statue (he's apparently the god of fertility which makes sense for a Lana topic)

I'd go 50 even

i love how when stans try to come up with lana titles they're all so deep, while in reality lana's actual titles are like "not all who wonder are lost" which is the first thing that shows up when you google "Instagram bio captions" the GPS acronym will be like the most random sequence of words we have ever seen in our lives and this was kinda confirmed when Kintsungi said "nobody could guess the track list because its very random" or sth like that

your first post ever on here and its you dragging everyone

this will forever send me like its the most made-up by a lana stan title i have ever seen

yeah lies and deception!

who??

literally i just want the acronym and then i’ll stfu until March i promise. Like just give us at least 1 full word. The acronym will be the death of me

discussing for weeks? the thread died 1 hour after he left, he gave us crumbs and if anthing he actually left us with more confusion and unaswered questions

So...then there is Duolingo shade? Or Kintsugi is caught lying

i live for this spreadsheet!! Werq !!!

how do we even start researching twitter to find it😩

Hes talking about the GPS acronym?

it must be venice bitch that’s sampled, the long instrumental alien noises

GPSOTSOMFWHDSF God Priapus Statue Of The Sins Of My Fathers Who Had Died Seeking Fertility

we don't need him i cracked the code!!!

you guys Priapus is God of fertility and we've been confirmed there are lyrics about Lana wanting to have kids and her exploring the topic of motherhood I'm onto something omg edit: so one of the Fs in the acronym might be fertility

HEELPPPP I googled "God p" to see what p-words are gonna come up "God Priapus" came up and i clicked it and the first photos are male statues with giant d*cks (check it out yourself lol i don't want to link it so i don't get banned) AAAAND the acronym starts with GPS so maybe it's God Priapus Statue!???!! omg !!! male statues with giant d*cks sounds something Lana would write a song about

here's what he said about the acronym when I asked. I was asking for the first word of the longest acronym, but he probably got it wrong and thought I was asking what's the longest acronym on the album. So the "you already know it" probably refers to the acronym, not the word God. that's at least my interpretation

he said “i’m still dying at all the attempts to decipher the title” which I guess means we didn’t get it right. as for the first word being God, i’m not sure he confirmed that, that was probably some kind of misunderstanding

Me too! I’ve even played the scrabble with the accronym and apparently if you rearange the letters you can get the word “showoff”. Much to think about!