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Taylor Swift has around 48 hours to kidnap lana del rey and force her to sing.

I can't believe I even DARED defending taylor swift by asking you guys to TRUST her going off of cardigan

what is this monstrous marketing tactic that BENTAP77 agreed to?!?

if anything it'll get people talking about ldr9...

anyway never getting hyped for a feat. LDR again

12 hours ago, Nova Times said:

lana saved the snow for herself 

i'm dead

11 hours ago, Venice Peach said:

He has different sources for different artists so I'm not sure at what point of an album process he gets to listen to them... for Lana is probably something related to her label since he knew every little detail and change of the BB tracklists way before she announced the actual thing or vinyl was in production 

mmm he better pray they don't find his finsta.

Question for the culture:

Who the fuck is boz and what is he on and why is he listening to all the best music before me/us?

i managed to get my hands on nfr from the russians 2 weeks before release i need his contacts

1 hour ago, Surf Noir said:

wait i’m actually getting a little excited about this  might go a little crazy and check out folklore

do it bitch listen to cardigan it’s beautiful 

I've been a Taylor Swift fan since 1989 album. Her country albums are cute, but I like a little beat to my songs.

Something tells me this is huge LDR influence over T Swift.

The title track is very UV vibes and I wouldn't be mad listening to some synth 80's beats.

Super looking forward to read the lyrics to this. T Swift has mad respect for Lanita.

Ever since Folklore I knew something had to come out of LDR x Tswift.

Cardigan by T Swift has major LDR vibes I wouldn't be surprised if she secretly helped her write it.

Considering that they share Jack Antonoff.

1 hour ago, baddisease said:

 

You don't need to think you're cool to dislike an artist. The people who don't like Taylor, including me, have every right to express ourselves.

 

 

I might actually like this if she's singing about cooking crack again.

dead

I fkn love that she’s shopping at santee alley that shits not glamorous at all. It’s basically skid row lmfao. Lived in LA for 3 years. I used to go to underground house parties there in abandoned fabric warehouses.

After listening to it all day yesterday. Then dreaming on it overnight. I’m pretty sure it goes something like this:

Rockafella- 

my own fella

God, I love you baby

Sorry to-

22 hours ago, Surf Noir said:

 

well you shamelessly thirsted over lana’s stalker who could’ve been a serious threat to her safety? what did you think was going to happen? people here care about lana & what you intially said was really inappropriate & out of place

LOL. What are you? The thirst police? Please grow up. I didn’t say I was defending him.

On 7/26/2022 at 1:27 PM, COCC said:

fight me 

On 7/26/2022 at 1:31 PM, kraljicabenzinske said:

lock him tf up, not necessarily in prison but in some sort of treatment facility he's obviously insane and needs treatment. it scares me that people like that walk the streets freely. hoping lana will be ok and doesn't get hurt

 

could you please pick a more appropriate time and place to be horny

 

Jesus Christ I can’t breathe in this thread. Can I make a comment without ALL of you coming at me like piranha’s? Chill the fuck down and keep scrolling.

13 minutes ago, Elle said:

No digging done here, as others stated, they were included in the original article that the OP is sourced from x

 

 

I also just realised she filed the request for the TRO on this day, which is probably why she looked a bit distressed as some people had pointed out. Ugh this whole situation is just so upsetting -

Oh ya this explains a lot lmao. FUUUCK the stalker is cute though. Kill me. What a waste!! 

3 hours ago, COCC said:

Joining LB would lead to her second question for the culture 

 Hahah ok yes and yes maybe with a reevaluation of her influence over her fans.

8 minutes ago, Venice Peach said:

I think I say this every album cycle but this is the most excited I've been to hear what's coming. For Chemtrails we had an extensive interview where she described a lot about the album (cause it was supposed to be out already by that time or very soon but delays happened ).

BB we already had the title track snippet, then the 3 singles and the unreleased tracks so we also knew more or less what was coming.

But LDR9 is a big mystery other than knowing producers and a couple of remarks Lana made (she didn't even reveal the title and I know she had it already unless the interview was way older than the photos). She's been so secretive about this project and that makes me even more excited (plus the fact that insiders are clueless this time around)

I sense greatness coming 

The anticipation whoo! I hope it’s a 14-15 track album. The (probable) FACT that Rick Nowels is back on the credits has me DYING in the dreamiest way possible. 

I really loved the synth pop SKY FERREIRA i met her in san francisco at rickshaw stop when she was singing lost in my bedroom, 17, and 108.

I had chills seeing the MV to king. She's phenomenal.

When they all skip in a single line during the bridge.

5 hours ago, avenue said:

 

actually they are

 

anyways that is my one contribution to this argument and i will now pretend that i was never here

jesus fucking christ

2 hours ago, Hydroponic Weeds said:

 

maybe my contribution can be as small as hoping 

jesus fucking christ.

On 4/13/2022 at 8:49 AM, Super Movie said:

Yeah and this is the Instagram Updates thread, which is a completely different set of thoughts and opinions 

I'm sorry, is this the lanaboards police? My bad.

21 hours ago, The Siren said:

why is it that serious for you? if it aint your tea then just dont waste your time talking about how much you hate it 

 

I think that’s the point of lanaboards.. to get news and share thoughts and opinions. Welcome!

9 hours ago, The Siren said:

the tastelessness jumped out here :/

I don’t give a fuck. Go listen to an all piano ballad album for the 3rd time in a row.

personally not excited to see drew erickson 

produced all the songs I believe are flops

NOT happy about this 

hopefully he is taking this in a 180° direction than BB.

JACK COME GET UR GIRL

Give me bombastic before I hear beautiful 2.0 and gauge my eyes out

3 minutes ago, PatentLeatherDoOver said:

 

you at 12:00AM when Lana drops LDR9 & has her dad open the record with a twinkling piano riff 

😭😭😭

I know that’s most likely going to happen who the fuck am I kidding??? 
as long as it’s a dark album with witchy vibes and bombastic beats I’m good. Is that too much to ask for?