ruined

Like I said before:

What if someone had asked Lana not to read that? But yeah u might be right

Us going nuts after she just reposted an old video that probably means nothing:

That's actually what she says when Ben asks her "so what's the next big plan for this era?"

Wait this is the most sensible thing ever You ate slayed murdered

This is double meaning btw Cuz blossom wondered if I do coke But it's actually crack

I LOVE your replies queen You crack me up everytime

Cooking up Wait wait wait wait waittttt I just realized something Omg hear me out everyone Now we know what she meant by posting the LFL album trailer in june: "What shall I cook up for the kids today? Something with a little spice? (Peppers and A&W) Something with a little bitterness but is ultimately sweet? (Candy necklace and sweet) "

Omg really? When's the short film including the 3 singles coming? Tropico 2 I fear

Cause she's obviously gonna change it back to March 10th Come on you guys It's obvious

I thought the same but then I was like wait it doesn't make any sense maybe it's different But then I checked the old video and...

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Wait jokes aside This does make sense @lanadelrey am I right queen? Drop the mv like it's hot

Omg It was me. My insider era but I said March 3rd Friday so I should work on my predictions Anyways Title track mv (featuring nikki lane as the girl who sings hotel california) out February 22 (hotel california's anniversary date)

Wait wait wait You're not allowed to speak clearly so you're asking us to crack the code Does this mean A&W out in 20th?

Anyways Shifting to reality Second single (A&W) out march 23

Ignoring the delays She just knew what she was doing. Weather wise I mean Releasing mac & vb at the end of summer = perfect choices Releasing hope in the cold ass winter = perfect choice Releasing dt in the spring to start the summer = perfect choice Releasing fiily and tg in the hot ass summer = perfect choice God I just miss those times. The memories I have which were mostly sad omg I wanna go back Helpppp

Oh what a time to be alive And also what a time to suffer everyday with the long ass delays But oh lord Releasing hope is a.... in the cold ass winter for us to cry to it every cold night was one of the best choices she ever made Yes she did THAT

Ok I really laughed out LOUD when I read this. you're actually funny but tbh deep down I still don't know if some of y'all believed me when I said I was trolling (I mean I was trolling with those words. I'll never deny that lana is attractive to me) Cause the last thing I want is to make people feel uncomfortable thinking they're here with a pervert. I'll actually cry and hate myself. I'm not kidding tho Anyways A&W is coming out as the second single March 23 y'all Don't forget to stream the hell out of it

Lol no I'm just guessing the fans are gonna like DYKTATTUOB a lot more than COTCC and BB

I agree but that's a very unpopular opinion Funny thing is before BB release I thought most fans are gonna like it much more than COTCC Clearly I was wrong But I just know for a fact fans are gonna like DYKTATTUOB a lot more than COTCC and BB And about critics um idfc about literally anything they would think or say But at the same time since the album is gonna question the culture in some sort of ways (according to boz) I don't want them to give her a hard time and upset her so I'm very nervous

Omg same it feels so good and completely new

Charlie is the 3rd child of Rob Rob has 3 children Charlie's birthday is March 3rd which is a friday So the Grants is coming March 3rd as the 3rd single It all makes sense

Wait I just read what u wrote so I checked my calendar to guess when she's gonna release Charlie's birthday is a Friday (March 3rd) The grants is coming March 3rd Confirmed