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free cigarettes being served at the buffet!

ELLE, WE ARE DYING TO KNOW.. WHO ARE YOU WEARING!!?

no way! they gave me a gun too!

THEY ALSO HAVE FREE PROSTHETIC LEGS!!!! EVERYBODY RUN DONT WALK TO THE GIFT ROOM

AND THERES LEGIT JOAN RIVERS CLASSICS COLLECTION JEWELLERY (that i totally did not slip in myself)

YALL I PASSED BY THE LIPSTERS GIFT ROOM AND THEY GOT FREE KELLY BAGS

omg i found lady gaga!

where the fuck is the bathroom

wdym im omw to the bathroom

AH I LOST WORST USERNAME THANK YOU LANABOARDS!!! I KNEW MY USERNAMES WERE ALWAYS A SERVE

waiting for the next winners

USE CODE: "LIPSTERS" AT QVC FOR 50% ALL JOAN RIVERS CLASSICS COLLECTION JEWELLERY

damn slow down.. at least leave the pattern on the plate

if you see me carting out food from the kitchen.. shut the hell damn up

currently assisting totally not stealing food for my dogs in the kitchen!

wow! isnt she boring!!

reporting live from the red carpet! who are you wearing, @paris texas?

this is not good

Madonna Adds 13 New Dates to Celebration Tour Madonna Tour Adds 13 New Dates – Billboard

I love you Shady but this isn't true whatsoever. That list is fake, has several repetitions and some people being on it can easily be disproven. The person alleging it just ought to be lobotomized. I mean.. David's father is the one who surrendered David to an orphanage to begin with. Personally, I see this as first come first serve. You don't ever deserve to get your children back if you've surrendered them, IMO.

that'd be so funny if Jojo was lana but I doubt it lol if anything a lot of stuff on lanaboards is visible without an account, including our profiles.

people dont understand the concept of looking but no touching