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I saw it..

EVACUATE THE VENUE ACID MIGHT BE COMING

We are more than several awards in here at the lipsters and tonight has been a night to remember! I myself creating controversy by stealing LWF's award (sucks to be you bitch!)! Theres been several skirmishes backstage! What else could this night bring!

I'M IN SHOCK!! CAN YOU ALL BELIEVE IT??!

WHO ARE YOU WEARING, @TrashMagiq???

I'm back! I caught Winona Ryder stealing from the gift room (who let her in here??) and by the time I made it to the auditorium, they announced LWF won best banned member, so I took his award.

free cigarettes being served at the buffet!

ELLE, WE ARE DYING TO KNOW.. WHO ARE YOU WEARING!!?

no way! they gave me a gun too!

THEY ALSO HAVE FREE PROSTHETIC LEGS!!!! EVERYBODY RUN DONT WALK TO THE GIFT ROOM

AND THERES LEGIT JOAN RIVERS CLASSICS COLLECTION JEWELLERY (that i totally did not slip in myself)

YALL I PASSED BY THE LIPSTERS GIFT ROOM AND THEY GOT FREE KELLY BAGS

omg i found lady gaga!

where the fuck is the bathroom

wdym im omw to the bathroom

AH I LOST WORST USERNAME THANK YOU LANABOARDS!!! I KNEW MY USERNAMES WERE ALWAYS A SERVE

waiting for the next winners

USE CODE: "LIPSTERS" AT QVC FOR 50% ALL JOAN RIVERS CLASSICS COLLECTION JEWELLERY

damn slow down.. at least leave the pattern on the plate

if you see me carting out food from the kitchen.. shut the hell damn up

currently assisting totally not stealing food for my dogs in the kitchen!

wow! isnt she boring!!

reporting live from the red carpet! who are you wearing, @paris texas?