LanaTheRay

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It’s funny how some of Lana’s friends have private Instagram accounts as if they don’t want to be in the “public eye”/aren’t clout chasing but then accept literally any account that requests a follow like I have an account where I follow Lana and a couple other celebs that has zero followers, posts or even a profile picture and Tatianna accepted my follow request in less than an hour, like why even be on private lol

I think Lana Del Rey is pretty

Patty looks different in this picture

I remember thinking months ago that maybe Britney was being sexually trafficked on top of the other atrocities Jaime exploited her to but wrote those thoughts off cause I didn’t want to inappropriately speculate, but to have that confirmed today is truly mortifying

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Is the media still in the court room or something like will we get someone paraphrasing/documenting courtroom conversations to report

thank you.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdUvyabj/ theory from tiktok about the “6 trips to the moon and back for my poetry to arise” line from Lana’s post A trip to the moon takes about 3 days according to google, and six trips to the moon would make 18 days 18 days from today would be July 10th perhaps that will be the day her “poetry will arise” as in an album release or a poetry book release?

Just a guess ? And two girls soon?!?!! That’s so wonderful congratulations on your growing family ???????

Guessing from that “whatever colour” flower thing in Lana’s post that Lana & fam may not know the gender of the baby yet but Chuck is having a boy

the way you got “catholic psychedelic synth folk bit-crusher percussion enigmatic” all from a picture of blurry grass, you have the mind of a mastermind

Lmao

Her feet!!!!!!

Ultraviolence

Ellie flopped because she gave up on her career and committed her time trying to marry into the royal family for whatever reason which failed with prince harry but worked out when she went for his cousin

such a terrible album the surface level superficial metaphysical lyrics that read like a facebook mom's regurgitated new age spirituality quotes "youre not here to conform, trying to get back to a place before I had form" then the eyerolling lyrics about global warming that seem like they were written from the perspective of a sixth grader's newly developed climate concerns except with more virtue signalling, its giving greta thunberg

you only go to craigs if you want to be seen/photographed, nice to see lana is finally doing some promo

lorde is similar to jesus in the way that she looks like a man

you can hear the influence of jack's own sound which has been influenced by his work with Lana in the last two years, this sounds like a mariners rip off

Cola is too iconic of a song to retire from her live performances, it would so punk rock of her to bring it back. she can romanticize whatever/whoever the fuck she wants even Harvey Weinstein

SCAT AND MORE SAKSAJKDCND