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LanaTheRay

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  1. There’s a random wave of hate for Lana on Twitter for some reason
  2. I know Lana doesn’t care but she really needs to produce something that will turn a large commercial success this era, all the Alternative™ Girls—Lorde, Billie, Halsey, are releasing albums this year/summer and although Lana rightfully deserves the title of Queen of Alternative in our eyes the public won’t dignify her the same way we do if her forthcoming release doesn’t live up to the releases of her peers
  3. Clay took down kissing photo
  4. Feel like Lana knows Chuck is a shit photographer and just encourages her because she loves her little sister
  5. Is this a shit post or did he really post this I can’t even tell anymore
  6. Born to Die (deluxe) opens with “feet” and ends with “time”, that reads FEET TIME which are what she’s been posted many pics of this past year. Her mind ??
  7. Lana’s usually only dropped American cars/American car manufacturers in her songs like Chevrolet, Cadillac, mustang, Pontiac etc and I find it funny that she’s randomly singing about the Japanese brand Toyota
  8. If any insiders are reading this please leak something tomorrow if Lana doesn’t feed us ?????
  9. She’ll just annoy us with her singing and we’ll have to let her go I fear
  10. Let’s kidnap chucks first born if she doesn’t drop, that’ll show her
  11. Nikki Lane opened the first residential school
  12. She’ll wish America Happy Birthday and release the album in honour. We won!
  13. “You can’t be a muse and be happy too You can’t blacken the pages with Russian poetry and be happy…” You can either be a muse or you can be happy but you can't be both I wonder if Lana is willing to sacrifice her happiness for her art and believes that her artistic legacy is far more important than herself and her own happiness
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    Melanie Martinez

    It probably will, check out Sub Urban’s song Cradles that has hundreds of millions of views on YouTube it’s entirely a Melanie rip off as well and his whole discography is borderline artist impersonation at this point. He uses the same producers that Melanie’s used in the past which is probably Warner’s doing as they’re all signed under the same label and will probably recycle Melanie’s sound/producers for Bella’s album as well
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    Melanie Martinez

    I wonder how Melanie feels about Sub Urban and Bella Poarch stealing her entire sound
  16. Perhaps it’s a purely digital release and she just added the tracks
  17. Her ability to mythologize herself in a way unlike any other female artist alive today. Most female artists today are naturally compared to other pop artists, often those who are alive but Lana’s been able to immortalize herself alongside other great artists/pop culture legends like Amy Winehouse, Marilyn Monroe, and Kurt Cobain. To be alive and be celebrated in a way that’s usually reserved for dead artists is an impressive feat. In Venice California there are these giant murals on the Ellison Suite Buildings which Lana has been dignified on alongside Marilyn Monroe, Jim Morrison and John Hurt. Lana is the only one of these four who is alive to witness them. In early interviews she stated she idolized “the greats of every genre” and within a decade she became just that. She is truly the greatest alternative artist of all time.
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