bel air rose

maybe all the flowers he’s posting ties into his caption “not fragile like a flower she was fragile like a bomb” 

anyways i’m ready for this serve 

sheridan really pissed me off but omfg. the set he posted on his story is a DREAM. i think we can rule out a VMA performance. def visuals for cocc 

1 minute ago, spencertmartin said:

Shes gonna post on her instagram in about a little over half an hour

8 minutes ago, RormanNockwell said:

The bitch didn't even wanna sing any of Norman's songs on tour. She literally said Cinnamon was a "bad song" and when she was coerced into singing other NFR songs by fans she gave up halfway through and even stomped out of a venue during Venice Bitch, so I'm reasonably sure she would have zero incentive to release COCC on Norman's birthday.

maybe then this album won’t sound like nfr like we’re all speculating... 

today has been traumatic but we can’t lose hope

maybe saying it was going to be music related was a reach but it was safe to assume SOMETHING was coming from his cryptic countdown post 

if u think death threats are appropriate in this situation u are the problem 

3 minutes ago, Mer Boy said:

 

tbh i dont think anyone should harass the hairdresser on instagram, but that man is shady as shit and owes us an explanation. 

any minute now 

album trailer, cover, and track list coming wbk

7 minutes ago, California said:

Repeat after me: the album is NOT coming on September 5th and NOTHING will happen tomorrow at midnight.

1 minute ago, MAX DEL REY said:

 

Do people have like a alarm set up, or check on her following/followers count every second to notice these things? Asking for a friend. 

nope just obsessively refreshing her page for news  

lana just unfollowed someone as we speak 

10 minutes girls 

sheridan after lana flakes and doesn’t announce anything at midnight 

Just now, xxmissdaytonaxx said:

an hour and 20 mins till pre-order!! we won!! 

omg she is awake, get ready ladies! 

the hair stylist when nothing comes in 3 days and 4 midnights 

any news 

4 minutes ago, IanadeIrey said:

REVELATION POST INCOMING/REALLY IMPORTANT THEORY so please hear me out; 

 

Maybe her releasing the album on a Saturday wasn't a miscommunication, but rather an act of rebellion - and symbolic in the sense that it is redemption for Saturday Night Live in 2012, which can be coupled with her Question for the Culture post. Also, with the album's strategic release date being redemptive of SNL, it also ties in with Tulsa Jesus Freak when we interpret redemption as a biblical thing.  Also note Jack tweeting variants of "take the sadness out of Saturday night" - teasing Lana lyrics that deal with her feelings regarding the whole SNL debacle and its unfortunate attribution  to her image early on in her career? The decision to release the album on a Saturday would be really clever on her part for the aforementioned reasons.

 

Sheridan said "3 days and 4 midnights to go" - maybe that means one thing is coming once 3 days have passed (August 26, 27, 28) and once 4 midnights have occurred (August 26, 27, 28, 29). The album could be coming on Saturday, August 29th then. Sheridan's post made it seem like it was a surprise planned with his use of emojis - what better surprise than an album that Lana said she wanted to release as a surprise! It would also line up with NFR's 1 year anniversary and then qualify for the 2021 Grammy's, which could also be Lana's way of saying that no matter what kind of album she releases, her music is of a very high calibre, which again, relates back to the Question for the Culture. 

 

Call me delusional (which I probably am), but we know Lana Del Rey loves a good full-circle, super metacognitive and metaphorical moment - well, this could be it!

album coming saturday confirmed 

Just now, Cacciatore said:

 

or a pre taped performance of Doin Time at the VMA that's possible

or a pre taped performance of her new single tulsa jesus freak.... 

omg 10 more minutes we won

2 hours ago, xxmissdaytonaxx said:

 

fun fact i took this pic. and it was a cherry blossom trees. very lana-esqe. 

omg chuck is shaking