The Stargirl Pinky

Me calling off of work for the start of day 2

I just went through the process of importing literally hundreds of thousands of scrobbles to last.fm and re-discovered this gem. 1. A wise YouTube commenter once said this song has more hooks than a fishing boat and it’s so true 2. I love lyrics that have subtle changes in meaning like: ”I must stop falling in love with every boy who fucks me, I must stop falling in love with every boy who fucks me up” 3. Fun fact: Phantogram came to my school pre-fame and played a free concert for us! They were so good

Not @the ocean making me nervous now

OMG THE SUSPENSE

When Clementines becomes jelly of the tea Jessica and I are spilling

Behind the scenes footage of how I got the weapon

Lana morphing into her chickens to hide from the Lipsters

I knew fate would bring us together, let Pinky take care of you @takeitdoen

Exactly

Me staying quiet during the drug discussion while I morph into a horse

The food was a little too fresh

Me when I travel to higher ground

Wow so Pinky’s snuggles from Round 1 weren’t good enough huh

LMAO I thought you were joking about the sneak peek Our pseudo fight really came to fruition huh

Meanwhile Elle checking Pinky’s IP address to make sure he’s not RafaelSolimaXx

Imma pick a FIGHT real soon come at me

QUICK LOOK AT THIS

LMFAO my obsession with LIB knows no bounds

Palemoonbaby when they try to log in

The audio to the Age of Adaline film obscuring Life is Beautiful “it says here you’re 45 years old” ”that’s right” ”happy birthday mama”

The audience when my bidet water ironically drowns RafaelSolimaXx

Me when I try to poison someone’s drink and don’t end up killing myself this time

1) Read that as my pussy got fuppy and was 2) Some might say I’m….past the bushes