The Stargirl Pinky

Dealer watching herself get scrapped for the second time

Me after months of zero news and clicking Lanaboards ads which I thought were going away

Imagine how tired we are

And here I am with shining stars Standing blue with open arms Waiting for Lana to release an album the 4th of Julyyyyy

idk her ?‍♂️

ANYONE ELSE FEELIN THE HI RES CRY?

SAT question: If drugs are to addict, knowing nothing is to ________

So is what we’re saying that we’re actually getting the unreleased music album to hold us over on RCS/BB/IDK? Similar to what she promised with the covers album to hold us over for COCC? And she might actually deliver? Well bend me over and call me Sally, we might be onto something ladies

Bonnie Blue UV 2.0 CONFIRMED

Feelin’ Blue Condom Blue Flower Blue Oceans Blue Smurfs Blue Imma go with the one that sounds like a Pier 1 candle in the wind scent: Oceans Blue

Chile is this a joke or - ? Emotions are high rn I can’t tell what’s fr and what’s not

Me getting my clown makeup on for the worldwide release this Sunday

more like hatekeeping, keeping Lana info from the gheys is a hate crime amirite

What if she literally drops it. Like, she’s done with the project. Look at what you manifested

Mike calling Lana

Cant tell if I’m nervous or if it’s gas, idk

I lost my sanity this afternoon. When was the last time you thought about the legacy you wanted to leave behind?

LIMITED KETCHUP VINYL

Would buy the CD variants AND the cassettes

It appears I am drunk once again, eating chicken tenders wondering about the re-titled RCS/BB. What is fucking new? Dear Lana, I love you. We all do. But pls don’t hastily announce your albums. Obvi u know we will buy every possible variation but we can’t be on edge against the date you originally specified when we all know it’s not coming true. Signed, your loyal crew.

The Interscope intern changing the album title on the press release for the 50th time

Me reading the fake tracklists, the desperate pleas, the vinyl colors and the fan sass for the 47th time on this thread

“And It Scared Me” album by LDR coming July 4th “Jenny Was Smoking By The Pool” follow up album coming Sept 5th

At this point I’d take a “July 21st fam” tweet

The meltdowns when nothing comes on July 4th and Lana surprise drops it on the 5th instead