The Stargirl Pinky

Actually I was thinking it’s her talking to her family and saying “so you think there’s a chance for us to set the record straight, make amends and reparations, to make it to heaven” which is an interesting thought given that she’s been proactive about learning her family history, uncovering her past, etc and making reparations (e.g. proceeds from Violet). Part of me wonders if she found even more shady shit in her family’s past and she’s trying to rectify it for the sake of her karmic lineage - to give generations to come good karma, a tabula rasa

This story and @Kiki de Montparnasse’s story solidify why The Grants has reached my #1 opener spot— the dialogue becomes less about us as individuals and more about us as a collective, an introspective unity that arises from questions of legacy and self-reflection

Have ya’ll even begun to register how fucking epic The Grants will sound closing her live shows like fuck me I hope she takes a choir with her everyone will walk home in SHAMBLES bring the fucking Kleenex we’ll never recover

HELP not me tearing up that’s so beautiful and special

Do you think about bacon? 🥓 Do you think about cheese? 🧀 My farmer told me 🚜 When you eat all you bake 👩‍🍳 Uh huh ✅ It’s called gluttony 🤤

I just know he's retreating into his Polish bunker with the sock lady

410 members online LMFAO

Girls what the fuck who purchased the ATRL servers on accident this site is dragging slower than my parents accepting my sexuality

HELP LMAO amazing summary of the LDR9 pre-release timeline!

My iPhone took me out this morning I feel targeted “often played at this time” LMFAO shut up hoe!!!!

Right? Didn’t they say they got the album and were gonna upload it (or at least strongly hinted at that?) My money’s on them being a scatter tbh! Mod queue ha!!!

What can I say! I’m mostly gags but every now and then I sneak in a serious post. I got my 23 and Me ancestry test done and it told me I was:

Let me die rn brb ⚰️

It says it’s $11.99 vs. $13.99 but date is still 3/24 so it’s not like we’d get it early 😭

Not Target already having the DYK CD on sale before it even comes out 💀💀💀💀

Hunny your username is perfect for a gag between cake, bush, bushy cake or any combination of the sort! You’ll figure out the art of gaggestry soon enough

We love a leaky COCC and the girls want a leaky DYK next!!!

Not Best Buy getting it together and fixing their shipping date to the 24th 💀 Genuinely can’t believe at least 1 retailer hasn’t screwed this up

OMG bb who do we need to talk to to make this happen L34kers we’re ready

Omg? The way I’m working from home most of this week and we’re gonna make this dream come true When we get a joint DCooper/Pinky exclusive l34k of Candy Necklace

When the pilot and their crew are gay

The way I’m still eating my buffalo chicken tenders and sweet potato fries smothered in ketchup unbothered while reading this Lanaboards has truly desensitized me huh