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lana: “there’s no room for colors on this album” fake insiders: “lead single is called ‘blue heaven’” they really are not even trying

well this is really the most boring pre-pre release era we ever had… something is right this time: no false dates, no delays, no disappointment. just boredom. we haven’t got news from BOZ in like months…

the thing about the country album: Lana is pretty ironic and she knows a lot of us don’t like Nikki Lane or even her most country-ish songs so I do actually think this some time of joke meaning: or the album will be completely opposite of country or she will actually release ldr9 as a full country album and this comment was a way of saying “I really do not fucking care about your opinion, I’m doing my shit how I want”

so new music out 2029? she didn’t lie on that Chemtrails mv bts video where she announced LMLYLAW

Disco Night Collusion

we should spam Ben

also it is impossible to print 9 songs on a vinyl side. it’s fake

i was believing till I read 17 tracks

so me and heroinmelodies figured it out (I mean he figured it out): Wasn’t arcadialovesong2018 some real insider?

omg we have a thing to decrypt let’s get to work

even though I’m not seeing anything happening today, BOZ cannot go inside Lana’s mind. She still can announce something or give us the title of the album and even the cover… we just need to not get our hopes up and see what happens today

there’s absolutely nothing coming tomorrow she ain’t no Taylor Swift

bitches, DNC means Dorman Nucking Cockwell duh

so honeymoun just said on Twitter she’s going from BB to LFL 2.0 why is no one moving?

also, I hope the album is called “Drunk Near a Constellation”

preorder announcement on Sunday - 19th lead single out on Tuesday - 21st album out on Friday - 24th manifesting

exactly what I thought. let’s be real, Lana wouldn’t go to London just tu record some songs, I mean, she can do it on her voice memos app and send them to a producer like she’s doing for LDR9. Sweet Carolina: The Album coming soon.

have you tried “plastic bag”?

lana post a false title and album release date announcement challenge

has anyone looked on her website source code for a pre-order?

another round of honest ethereal and beautiful music

who the f*ck brought this back?

this is actually amazing girl if this is not a Lana song and you actually wrote it, please release it

can I just ask you how are you being so hopeful when she literally said “it’s a wordy album. it’s conversational. I just sing things to my voice memos and send them to Drew for him to put orchestra over it” or even “i found hard to have ideas when I’m alone” like we’re literally gonna get an album with no rhythm, songs with no structure full of verses without a chorus… I’m finding really hard to be hopeful about the next era. but I don’t wanna be negative so I’m just happy we’re getting music soon but I’m scared