lanasbottom

"idk guys i really think it’s real im gonna be delulu"

when i say some of y’all are terribly gullible you could say michael jackson is performing with lana in rio and y’all would be like "OMG WHEN??"

this !

the pic-less ocean blvd account will have more followers in a week than marina got in a decade

Maggots can have as many instruments as it wants and i’ll still skip

the band leader on the title track is called Fagget… this is a sign

that tommy song is wack af, garageband ass beat the credits are a good thing to have but remember that they don’t mean much, there’s also an organ on NATWWAL and electric guitars on TJF yet you hear none of it, so don’t hype yourself too much, we’re dealing with Jack and Laura’s mixing here

and everyday y’all wonder why she doesn’t want to associate herself with you weirdos anymore

imagine actually thinking she’s performing at the grammys out of all places those poor souls who’ll stay up till 5am for an imagined A&W performance that won’t happen

literally where’s the correlation ?

like the hot ones guy is so nice and has great chemistry with any celeb he interviews, zane lowe is some pretentious, boring stuck up guy might as well let Fantano interview him

that man is painfully uninteresting and so are his questions we want lana on hot ones and hot ones only

like most of her second halfs are pretty weak compared to the first half and her closers are all mostly skips

the new people on here are even more gullible than the old ones… who would’ve though

when her first post is a pic of Nikki

girl we all saw your little atrl comment yesterday not that im complaining

and ? so are her tiktok and snapchat and she still doesnt use them

@Sunset Opal

currently laughing at miley snatching lana’s date only to get blocked by some country redneck. sure ocean blvd isn’t getting the #1 (it wasn’t getting it anyway bfr) and won’t get more than a #3 (which is still good, nfr did too) but at least Hillbilly Cyrus is blocked. She had it coming Thank you Asmodeus

popbase definitely a stan cause they tweet about every little thing she does, flopcrave couldn’t

i just know one of y’all is dumb enough to get scammed by this actually more than one

when this account is as useless as her tiktok

then we report ha old ass

the good thing is it can’t be drier than than the last two "eras" so we’re winning either way