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melodrama aside i’ll take a 4th stripped back album if it means we won’t get dated and generic pop beats cmon jack you fad give mother some St Vincent production don’t be shy

well you know some of the girls love to play thought police on here ot: i expect another boring stripped back album that i’ll play for a month and then never visit again which is honestly fine, that way if it’s not a snoozefest i’ll be even happier

Oh no did i miss the jack slander ?

Or an incohesive mess like BB and LfL

Remembering how he made his first appearance on a Lana album in over half a decade only for it to end up being 15 seconds of off key strings you heard in the background of one (1) song

not Chunk being on Heidi Klum’s payroll someone has to pay her i guess

giving

When i’m in a "write melodies that’ll instantly get stuck in your head" competition and my opponent is Lana Del Rey:

oh please i forgot his ugly merch line at least now we know who’s funding that shit with our money

Jack, Nokia and her dad better stay far away from the album and her jobless siblings and friends better not appear in any visuals, photoshoots or covers

What even is the point of that guy being on it ? Is he featured on the song (i hope not) or the producer?

ah you mad

omg i think i hear bongos and a trap beat listen again

No its a private video

Why did she add a link to a private youtube video to her bio? Wasn’t the old link just the trailer for that boring documentary? Or is the new one for the single’s audio coming…soon

oh i’m all for that, OTTR’s vocals are audible crack (the way she says 'fumes' ) but her old school classic high/low vocals are deader than Katy Perry’s career i fear

i’m more tired of her breathy kinda whiny high pitched vocals than i am of the piano at this point need her dark smoker voice back NOW

oh yeah this is cunty her sitting on a giant disco ball next

idk who tf said this is gonna be born this way 2.0 full of 10/10 songs but that somebody lied to us several times

all of her post nfr snippets ended up being just that tho: generic piano ballads (aside from Buddy’s Rendezvous which is a career highlight idc) yes it’s too early to tell and maybe this time’s gonna be different but we’ve all expected beats/switch ups after the bb snippet, the WFWF snippet, the arcadia snippet, the watercolored mess snippet… yet we know how that went

Piano…again but at least it’s with an AOTY winner and not another hillbilly hick or worse Nikki so we move i guess

and after her vacation when she comes back she finally ditches all those boring hollywood bimbos and the country hicks she’s surrounded by

Her being one of the huge main reasons for the vinyl revival in the first place kinda makes this even funnier/more tragic

what era ? she hasn’t announced shit and there’s no single. an era can’t be boring if it hasn’t even begun

Dick N Cock i thought we established that already