lanasbottom

Cola (alternative version) lyrics:

or worse JOBS??

girl this is from nfr era thank god we can’t (yet)

i just hear noise, some random man, her saying yeah and the music is giving yeehaw so

you must be fun at parties

"without doing anything"

Lana’s gonna gonna reach 24.5m monthly listeners tomorrow for the first time ever without doing anything

still red, she didn’t get them done in a while cause the nail bed started growing

nothing important

her breaking up with nikki (slowly)

you get it. that’s why i’m thankful people on here aren’t in charge of her career cause some of their ideas/wishes are beyond bad like why would anyone want a 2.0 of anything let alone one of her most hated records instead of wanting something new and fresh

this is the exact same notes font/text than the one that said a never let me go rework would be on BB this must come from the same naïve idiot

it’s so funny how people suddenly want an LFL 2.0 when everyone called it the lowest point in her career and her worst album. the bar is just so terribly low now that we’d settle for anything that’s not 5 year old piano ballads huh?

because he likes to pull stuff out of his ass and wannabe insiders are even worse at describing her sound than lana herself

as if she’d post anything album related on her birthday pls

not lana gaining around 150k monthly spotify listeners every day without doing anything begging on my knees for her to give us a few summer bops and finally reach 30m listeners

Applying to Harvard with a 1.5 gpa be like:

Not really they don’t even get to choose which pictures will be used unless they are a planetary mega superstar. I could see her give some input for like Interview mag since she’s besties with the editor in chief but otherwise i’d say no.

Oh she will no one’s as greedy as she is Lana wouldn’t get an aoty nom let alone a win anyway even if she was the only person releasing something and soty? with what another patented piano ballad ?

This gif just reminded me of how lana could make ldr9 the best album of her career or even history and she would not even get an aoty nom this time with beyoncé, adele, harry, kendrick, drake, rosalia, the weeknd and probably tayla all releasing this year

and all of it would be made up gibberish as usual

Tired of this old man can she put him in a home already

Why do i stan the only two women in the industry who either lie 24/7 or don’t talk to anyone ever, hate promo, have no clue what a rollout or era mean and when they do it’s a mess why can’t we have it good like swiffers, ariana or dula peep stans… imagine lrd9 being a perfectly thought out, 1 year long era with a tour, interviews, multiple mvs, quality collabs… and then i woke up

And both drowned and died. The end.

did i miss anything interesting (lol as if) ?new birthday post ? rob in the studio ? new nikki content ?