lanasbottom

"it’s not young and beautiful wtf i want my money back 😡😡😡"

ah yes the good old "let’s hype up a song like it’s the second coming of christ, have crazy high expectations that can’t be met and then get mad/disappointed it’s not what we had in mind" lana stan circle

you know the alegaddy. pull up anytime. say it to my face. but if i were you- i wouldn’t.

how you allegedly french but can’t even spell croissant lmaooo

today on things that never happened :

absolute brand new news that totally weren’t posted already, thank god we have you

keep an eye out for Selener

it’s coming in 5 minutes omg everybody get up

yes, we’re just a bit rusty we forgot how things used to be… but we’re finally back

tbf they didn’t explicitly say multiple songs it’s more a french expression they used to describe the season’s aesthetic

the 89 likes

i haven’t watched it yet i saw it in honeymoun’s tweet lmaoo but it’s around the middle of the episode if i remember correctly

i mean it’s euphoria and post-nfr lana what did you expect ?

euphoria’s already teasing lana, in today’s episode there’s a scene in a girl’s room and you can see an ultraviolence poster in the back… the IMPACT this woman has

Lana when we tell her we want rock and trap back :

pls we don’t even know if he has the full song or just snippets

oh the dolls took coke together

stream for free

lana del rey - "that awful katy perry record" (2021)

speaking of rosalia she’s in her for free/hope/hiab bag… lana stays influencing the girls when all the alt girls post watercolor eyes on their ig stories and tiktok’s and it charts

depending on the scene there’s a good chance they play it in full that boring song bilbo and rosalia made was used entirely in its scene and it got 88 million streams on spotify which is bad for billie’s standards but would be great for lana especially since we won’t get promo aside from netflix/interscope/tiktok stans (if any)

is it shorter than 3:30?

idk about her watching it she seems more like a home-shopping/reality tv girl but alexa demie’s friends with chuck and knows lana to a certain degree, i wouldn’t be surprised if she suggested her like angelina jolie did for once upon a dream

10 bucks on alexa demie and barbie ferreira wanted lana on the show to complete their full circle tumblr bad bitch arc