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why are twitter stans saying mojo said tjf will "shock fans" when they haven’t even mentioned the song once ?

stevie nicks is back and she’s cooler than ever i’m doing crack with courtney love in a sweater gotta dance till we die dance till we die is coming for the bubbling under charts yas hit song

ugh ONE month ladies WE’RE ALMOST THERE can’t wait to read some blue haired twitter lesbian’s shit take on why and how lana is singlehandedly responsible for crimes against women AND climate change (cause that’s her fault too)

we’re really just those girls huh?

the way i manifested pawn shop blues somehow being part of the cocc era ever since she told us the album name and now that’s officially the case ugh my mind i amaze me sometimes

how can it be acoustic when half the instruments are electric...you know the complete opposite of acoustic

we got so many new info and photos and this thread is dead

the only mess here is this list

can’t wait for y’all to hate yosemite i’ve been saying that for the past few years the way it’s compared to two songs most of y’all hate

y’all are about to get a virus AND kicked out of lanaboards not me tho stay easy

but we don’t know if they shot something maybe they were just hiking or camping and the chances of her releasing a years old mv are as slim as getting the cherry mv tbh

so the twitter stans decided out of nowhere that we’ll get the yosemite video i didn’t think it was possible but they are more delusional than us i CANT.... they really googled dragon rock and are convinced it’s the name of the big mountain at the yosemite park (it’s not the rock’s called el capitan) LANA DO SOMETHING THE FAGS ARE LOSING THEIR MINDS

EXACTLY there’s not much else to hold on to

fighting over google translate ? oh y’all need some COCC and the vaccine ASAP girls

okay so i slowed down the trailer and Lala is clearly in a tornado during the car scene... @IanadeIrey your theory is coming together love i can feel it blowing in. maybe the tornadhoe girlfriend painting WAS a hint/inspiration after all omg we’re really getting our post apocalyptic slutty monster halloween video

but like...what was the point of announcing it to soften us when literally NO ONE would’ve been mad had she just said “sorry guys it’s coming out in march but you’ll ge the cover tracklist lead single and mv in 2 months see you then xx" ? i’m confusion like we all, well i did, knew that cover album wouldn’t come and she was just lying (cough cough cherry music video) so like...what was the whole point of this if she was announcing it in december either way

which one there’s a new one every two weeks?

i don’t know what she’s saying but girl i am living

girl what the fuck is you talking about

i’d suck their dicks and sacrifice 3 goats just to make Rick, Emile and Dan come back

the way she sang that boring ass song and didn’t even bother to ACTUALLY sing it? like what’s the point of performing a song if you’re going to lipsync it?

i doubt she thought a lot this year

how can you mute people on here cause some of y’all are

i’m sorry but a blind orangutan would make better promo decisions than Lana and her team... performing a months old song on TV for an album that’s not coming for another 6 months with absolutely no release date, reliable info or official announcement and for WHAT?

girl hang it up