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Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
agreed. The alternative cover wasn't all that either. As for BB (lame title btw, very country), clearly, lana has no interest in playing by any kind of rules she'll become a joke in public eye it's her manager's and pr team's fault -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
she's just taking the piss w the album release. When will ppl learn? she probably has 3 songs at this point: blue banisters, dealer; and the obligatory closing track cover she announced the album just to get the hype going, but there is no album. I repeat, there is no album my prediction: june 2022 for the album drop -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
A PUNK lana track would be great to match those movie's vibes. Like a cross between west coast and 'where is my mind' by pixies -
Well, Radio, National Anthem, Serial Killer etc are definitely upbeat. Even her ballads like Born to Die and Blue Jeans and Summertime Sadness had a beat. I mean, Lana was actually on the radio in the charts all the time and was considered pop. Her last real attempt at a proper single is Love and Lust for Life because it had The Weekend on it, and Doin' Time. But none of her work with Antonoff charted - not one of the singles. And whilst I love his work on all tree of her last albums, I want the general public to hear her music. Cuz it's super slow. People want to hear music that lifts their mood. Which is why her best performing albums on streaming are BTD and Lust for Life. I keep saying - she needs to put in more effort into her singles. Let me love you like a woman was the worst choice
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Seems like you just prefer the upbeat Lana. I personally love the new direction, and think NFR and Chemtrails are some of her best work. But, I do mis her bops like Summertime Sadness, Off to the Races, Cola, High by the Beach and Summer Bummer, Thank God for Doin'' Time and Don't Call Me Angel - they've kept her in the realm of pop music.
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Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
an upbeat song would be great. everyone is saying LDR is too depressing to listen to and i'm sick of it. -
Lana Del Rey x Nikki Lane 1 - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in New Releases
I'll suck Lana's, but skip yours (into hung only) -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Sounds like she has a song coming out. Probably one of the tracks that didn't make it to Chemtrails, or a collab of sorts. It's exciting! But I hope it's more upbeat. -
Lana Del Rey x Nikki Lane 1 - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in New Releases
Really? Hitting people? And that's okay to say?!!!!!! LMAO. That's the thing with PC America. People's career gets terminated over something like a Tweet. But then the shit that comes out of people REACTING to the tweet is like 59009 times worse. Just look at how Lana's being scrutinsed every day about everything she says or does. It's a nation-wide sickness, this PC shit, and it's killing your democracy and freedom of speech. Sorry, Americans. You should focus on gun violence in school, and stop worrying about what some random dude thinks about LDR's weight gain. Just sayin' -
Lana Del Rey x Nikki Lane 1 - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in New Releases
Yes, it's not about the aesthetics at all. She just looks like she stopped caring and is UNHEALTHY. 'Fat shaming" is a stupid term. I've been a fan since the day Blue Jeans hit youtube, so it's an honest CONCERN. I mean, you'll all keep talking shit and calling her healthy and happy, and that's it's none of my business. But guess what, PC America - I have the right to my own fucking opinion. And your insults won't change it one bit. So, y'all have a good day PC policing and shit. -
Lana Del Rey x Nikki Lane 1 - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in New Releases
lol. God save us all -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
a bit more upbeat would be great. i miss songs like cola and west coast and summer bummer and high by the beach something you can dance or work out to -
Lana Del Rey x Nikki Lane 1 - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in New Releases
LMAO! Yes, just like people still worry about smoking. IMAGINE THAT! Wow. That cliched line? Really? You sure you're an LDR fan? -
Lana Del Rey x Nikki Lane 1 - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in New Releases
Well, where I live, when I put on extra pounds, my doctor raises it as a concern. Most doctors do nowadays. Especially if you're 10 Kg+ overweight. But I can totally imagine that doctors in the US think a bit differently, which would explain the number of obese Americans. It is the birthplace of fast food and McDonalds, after all. however, this is the top result on Google on the topic of "does being fat means you're unhealthy? The idea that someone can be "fat and fit" — that is, overweight but still healthy — has been around for some time. But don't be fooled. "The latest science is quite clear that excess weight can carry considerable health risks, including a higher risk for heart attack and stroke. So, again, y'all need to get real - being fat is not cool. Especially not for a pop star who little girls look up to. p.s. You can go fuck yourself too. -
Lana Del Rey x Nikki Lane 1 - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in New Releases
Lmao! i love how 'fuck off' is cool with the admin. But pointing out someone looks unhealthy (which is what being being fat means, in case you didn't know) is frowned upon. i love Lana to death. But what am i supposed to say??? That she looks great! Nope. I don't live in PC America, where apparently guns in schools are cool but "body shaming" is not. I mean, cry me a f-ing river. ? -
Lana Del Rey x Nikki Lane 1 - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in New Releases
Really? Warned by an admin for expressing an opinion on the aesthetic of a pop star's PUBLIC appearance? Is this a joke? Like, is this real life? WOW. So, this is how far PC America goes. Whatever happened to f-ing freedom of speech? -
Lana Del Rey x Nikki Lane 1 - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in New Releases
Omg. The weight and the outfit - probably her worst look ever. mod note: user was warned for this post -
It's such a fully realised album. And there are no pointless filler tracks like Diet Mountain Dew, Coachella or The Next Best American Record. It flows so, so well. As a whole, it's definitely among her best albums. My only issue with is that there are no cool upbeat tracks to liven up the mood a bit. Like what Doin' Time or High by the Beach did for NFR and Honeymoon. i know she was going for folksy, but folk songs can be a hit too. Basically, it's her worst album when it comes to singles and the first one that's not charting at all single wise. Like, I appreciate she doesn't care about making a hit. But I still wish she would keep the 'one song for the general public and the radio' approach that kept her in the charts before.
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what about the us? When are those numbers coming out?
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Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
100%. We want the badass lana back! -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
A change of sound would be good, Personally, i miss the gangsta nancy sinatra and big over the top songs like blue jeans. (Even tho i love nfr to death) something more upbeat and fun would be great. Like sweet serial killer. But i think lana has no interest in making this kinda music -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
i am dying? Am i the only one who loves this metaphor tho? but she's reached the maximum time she's used it.