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  1. Аll I need is a few Lust for Life/country style bops ala Tough and Fenway opening + a strong collab (Billie, Abel?), and the Prettiest Girl in Country music. Literally, these 4 and I'm sorted. Come on, Lanita, don't overthink it.
  2. Error from the get-go. The Weeknd is dropping his first single tomorrow. There's no way Lana will release or announce anything. More like: Album Announcement & single pre-save - October 13th Lead Single - October 25th. Second Single Pre-Save - December 15th Second Single - November 25th Album Tracklist and Cover + Third Single - February 14th (Valentine's) No album trailer (since the last time she did that was NFR and she doesn't care) Album Release - April 18th. Stagecoach Festival - April 2025 Tour Dates - July 2025 - August 2026
  3. Well, it worked for Beyonce's entire career. And for Elton John just fine. Why the hell would she need to have written it? She didn't write Doin' Time either, and it's one of her most famous and loved songs. No pop girlies write their own songs - Lana is a huge anomaly. So, yeah, after 9 albums of her self-written singles, we have one that someone else wrote. Big whoop.
  4. I'm praying Tough was the first single. Love, Mariner's, Let Me Love You, Blue Banisters, Ocean Boulevard.... t's about time we get a BOP as the lead single. This hasn't happen since High by the Beach (10 years) Fun fact: Tough has already out streamed all of those save for Love and Mariner's on Spotify. Tough would also be a great indicator of a more melodic/less diaristic direction. And after 3 heaver records and a book of poems back to back, this would be really cool. Proof: Tough is STILL generating over a millions streams per day (her 5th most streamed song overall). People love it. She missed out having Say Yes to Heaven as a major. hit on a record, Tough should be on Lasso. Whatever would be the second single would still sound great, I'm sure. Just like VB followed Mariner's well. Or MTWBT followed High by the Beach. Who cares about the order if the sogns are good.
  5. any news on this album? I was gone for a week
  6. BOREDOM NEXT LEVEL. Truly, this thread has taken it to previously unimaginable levels.
  7. Prettiest Girl in Country Music is a beautiful song and deserves to be on Lasso. Tbh, Prettiest Girl > Henry, Come on.
  8. If it's two singles by the year-end, then it's October and December babes. That being said, tomorrow it'll be exactly 2 months since Tough dropped. So, maybe this will drop mid September, and the second single will drop mid-November. That would still fit the bill. If we get any kind of promo/announcement, then bet on Sept. But if there's no promo, aka if we' continue to suffer in this good-for-nothing desert fucking rolling bush zone, then forget about hearing anything till mid/late Oct.
  9. In hindsight, I kinda loved it. It really made me excited for the album. I thought Love song sounded like the most beautiful song she's ever done, and it wasn't even the best song on the record Like, not even top 5. And then when she finally announced the album name in a random interview, I was on a plane to Japan, and I legit SCREAMED from joy. I thought it was the most LDR-esque name in her entire filmography, and absolutely brilliant (I still do). I miss moments like these. Now, she doesn't even seem interested in her own record. All these concerts and public appearances, and the most we've got was an "I don't know." and "Two singles by the end of the year." Enthusiasm: 0. At least with NFR, she was excited about her own god damn record, and we could tell.
  10. At least we had a bunch of snippets to tie us over. And we got Mariner's and VB quite early on, if I remember well. And we knew the album title for a long, long time. Doin' Time was also floating around... We knew that it was gonna be surf rock-ish, based on the singles alone. It was a drought but we were fed.
  11. Me too. Reading 564 pages of basically nothing is starting to piss me off a subconscious level. Would it have killed her to give us a relase date? Or the single's name. Fucking hell
  12. I'm really hoping it's something a bit trashy like that Quavo shoot where he wears the shirt I love sluts and Lana is sitting next to him smiling. Or some swampy, sexy aligator themed vibe. She's been looking very hot lately, and I think it's time to show off her toned body a bit, too. Just like trashy unglamurous redneck type shoot maybe with cowboy boots. Come on Neil, give us THE COVER
  13. This is soo sooo true. No way is anything dropping sooner, by the looks of it.
  14. nicki gave us Prettiest Girl in Country Music. Have you not heard that song? The bashing stops today. Fanksss
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