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Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
I'll bump this post when she completely ignores her faux 4th July release date. See ya in July, and let's see how perky you are then lol -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Of course they are ! I keep saying - she just started making the record, and only has 3 or 4 songs. See you all when the album comes out October 2022! -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Is that you in the pic? God Damn you're hot -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
I don't care about the album cover. I just want ONE upbeat song (Doin' Time, High By The Beach, Summer Bummer). It's been too long !!!! (Don't call me angel) and I'm sick of the ballads! -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
100 agreed. But Lana is not that famous, not like Adele or Taylor, and if she continues going down this route of not caring for commercial success, the interest will vane. They're already ignoring her ballads in playlists on itunes whereas billie eilish occupies the first spot with a ballad. Whereas BTD videos accumulated hundreds of millions of views, Chemtrails barely got 20. Add to that her ageing and getting full-figured, which america hates more than anything, her career is pretty much fading. -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
i'm just fed up with the ballads. her faster-paced tracks (don't call me angel, doin' time, summertime sadness, high by the beach, blue jeans, summer bummer, national anthem) have always been her rarest. And it seems like BB will be her second album with a single one. Which, as a fan, is super annoying to me (regardless of how great these 1,000 ballads are). -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
sadly. -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
the songs will never do well streaming wise. look at chemtrails - super smalll numbers. the slower her music is, the less interested people are. with the exception of NFR which was just-blowing even at nearly glacial pace. she's gonna fade into obscurity if she doesn't start working on more singles that are not, well, miserable. -
the best of the three for sure! Instantly added to my lana favs list - ballad section.
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Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
ditto -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
don't buy it. She has one or two songs with dean and she announced the album to fuck with us -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
i think that's why she chose a hiphop producer. She realised the slow ballads aren't charting or making a lot of money, so she's gunning for a hit. She does this after every two records. Think about it - born to die was hip hop, then uv and hm. Then came lust for life, followed by nfr and chemtrails. Now is the time for hip-hop infused sound again. just one upbeat track i can listen to at the gym lana, come on girl!! -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
i hope for a collab with madonna but with beats had enough of piano ballads (as much as i adore them) -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
BB was teased over a month ago. She just doesn't care. I've decided not to watch out for anything from her anymore. When it's out it's out (i'll add an alert to youtube and that's all) -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
yes, I can't believe she first teased BB over a month ago. why does she hate us so much -
Mac is forgettable?? one of her best songs ever, you are cray cray
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Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
She aint releasing any more albums this year. mark my words. She'll release a few songs and keep delaying and delaying until she actually has a record made. announcing a new album is a pr stunt for her. -
she's just trigger-happy, is what she is.
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Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Correction: no more mega slow collabs. Summer Bummer and Groupie Love were fun and great. whereas for free, BUS and the fleetwood mac one were all a snooze -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
so true. Clay is one hot mother*ucker -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
probably one of her worst titles. As a writer, i would rank them like this: Norman Fucking Rockwell Born to Die Ultraviolence Violet Bent Backwards Over the Grass Chemtrails Over the Counry Club Paradise Honeymoon Blue Banisters Lana Del Ray -
I saw her in Abu Dhabi for NFR and she sounded perfect.
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Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
barttttender replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
yes god please - one song with a good beat and a bit of life in it. PLEASE. It's been years (since doin' time).